You find Hitler in a park sitting on a bench, what do you do?

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Hate myself that I don't know German!

make a tik tok

I ask him for a selfie because he looks like the real thing

Can I get a picture?

Punch him

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Salute, than I ask how can I help him

Guten tag. Ich kanst sprechen mid du?

Leave him alone and continue on my way

I apologise

>stop being a zionist

ask him to sign my luger

Essentially this

Ask if I'm allowed into the ethnostate

Gib him a big Sieg Heil of course.

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Call the ADL

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Hug

I don't realize it's Hitler because he's homeless.

tell him im his biggest supporter and ask for an autograph

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Keep walking. Who am I to intrude on his day?

Ask him where he's been while crying
pic related

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I tell him thank you, I tell him we will win even if it takes a thousand lifetimes, because we do not consider ourselves defeated. I probably get a little teary eyed.

sit next to him. maybe chill for a bit desu :3

slap his girlfriend's ass

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