I caught a mouse trips gets to choose what I do with it is
I caught a mouse trips gets to choose what I do with it is
This isn't Any Forums
Just let the fucker go
Soo close
Let it go you fucking weirdo
release it into the wild so it can be a mouse chad
Immerse it in egg yolk
let it live in your house
Let him go
Don't be a nigger
Eat it like they do on Alone on the History Channel
humanly and painlessly kill it
>let it go
god,Any Forums is full of try-hard faggots
go for a drive 200 miles away with it
Kek
Immerse it in juice
Let it go, in the hood.
Let him go outside you dumb dumb
>Muh amazing Any Forums culture
Take it outside
The obvious fedpost is obvious. Fuck you nigger. You are worth less than the mouse.
put it in your ass.
stick pipe in ass, make mouse go in pipe.
put it up your butt
It goes up your ass user
Let it go outside you fucking psychopathic retard. There is nothing cool or funny about this you're just a weird fuck.
Eat it.
Set it free outside and a nice distance from your home
my post will be trips, you will throw it in the woods somewhere away from your house
re-roll,want to see fags cry
Put it in your mouth still alive, chew it up and swallow it
Attempt to tame it.
Shove it up your ass. Obviously
Fuck you nigger I'm not a fed you nigger igloo pussy cunt asparagus
Let it go
It's going in your ass faggot
stop replying, he doesn't have a mouse. he just is someone who thinks this is funny.
Let it go
SHOVE IT UP YOUR RECTUM IMMEDIATELY
Let him go.
Teach it about the crimes of the jew
So close.
Wow a lot of people are saying let it go, Any Forums is more humane than I thought. Let it go.
Blast it with piss.
Let the fucker go and get back to eating your Wal-Mart rotisserie chicken by flashlight
Nooo I lost
Test it for Covid.
Shove it up your ass
Cum jar
Name him Steve and you now have a new friend.
throw it into an urban neighbors open window
Smash its limbs one at a time, then slowly roll over it with a rolling pin, from the tail to the head.
Yes I do here's your post is nogger
Eat it you faggot
Kill it. Painlessly and efficiently.
Alternatively KYS
Eat it
Give it tiny little kisses and let it go
keep it
came here to post this.
don't be cruel to animals. your job on earth is to be a cultivator and a conquerer, not a tyrant or a sadist.
Drive 2 miles away and let it go, but provide it a small piece of cheese for its journey.
Let it go.
make a mouse costume for your penis and pupeteer a convincing friend for the captured mouse until its dead
throw small pebbles at it. Make sure the pebbles are small, kay?
Roll for this
Drive him to the wilderness and give him generous provisions
Drown it in a bucket
Watch.
You are the mouse
let him go
Swallow it whole while its still alive
Masturbate it
NEDM
FUCK, just give him a whole apple
Write a 5,000 page novel about your mouse and his life
Have anal sex with it. You pitch.
Cut one ear off, cut right leg off, cut left arm off then let it free
Give it some cheese and release it outside
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Put it in the centre of a table under a glass cup. Use lighter fluid to create a circle around it. Light a match and set the circle on fire. Lift the cup.
Buy a little encloser, some food and water feeder and take care of it for the rest of it's life.
Damn, almost. Swallow it whole.
Reroll
jizz on it then toss it out the back door and hope he learned his lesson.
Wrap duct tape around it and fuck it
Take good care of that mouse, and treat it with love.
Oof
Give it tiny kisses and then put it in a niggers afro
nigger
Put it Inside you asshole
Oh nooooo
Let it go you fucking retard. And neck yourself while you at it
Fuck you leaf. You get raked first.
Release it into a he wild.
Oh no... What have I done?
A FUCKING LEAF
Scaphism of course.
I meant left leg
Oh shit... I wonder if OP has lighter fluid. Hand sanitizer works.
Post video.
> Who would potentially abuse an animal for trips..
sisterfucking flag
It makes sense now
TRIAL BY FIRE
you're a fucking nigger
At least he's working for his food...
Fucking leaves are the worst. FUCKING LEAF.
Checked Lmao do it op
Let him go inside your house and never molest him again
Too late someone else had trips
Set it free nigger. It didn't do anything to you.
Acted like a nigger that’s what. You need to repent.
Let it go, nigger. Only subhumans abuse animals.
This
Damn did see that! THANKS KANG
you let the mouse go and never listen to the weird demented retarded dysgenic subhuman part of your self that tells you to do this shit
OP won't deliver before the jannies wake up.
Tongue my anus. Do it nigger.You shiteating fed. Fuck you all you Sammy niggers.You simply must apply your GI glock to your anus and pull the trigger. It's the only closure you get,a gaping hole to match your soul. The mouse is a mouse and it's still better than you.
WILL IT BLEND?
This is not the first time this has happened.
He can do both. The leg thing after the fire thing.
Cock sucking faggot i bet you put gerbils in your ass and fuck road kill you peice of shit
Be kind to it
IM NOT A NIGGER I'm going to let him go and I gave him some pizza crusT
>an entire thread without trips
Lol 4chins is dead.
Brap chamber of course
Show your hands if you are white and not a nigger
Also fuck off back to Any Forums
No, that's actual nigger territory. The ring of fire leaves room for choice
Keep as a pet. Name it Morky. Treat it as you would your own child. Spare no expense in his lavish lifestyle. Expensive European cheeses and a variety of organic fruits and nuts.
Mice can jump pretty fucking high. It'll probably escape the fire ring. If it does escape, OP better let it go.
You’re a sick fuck.
Fucking leafs
Based. Good thread. Delete it on your way out, see you on Any Forums.
Literally two trips in the thread faggot
I'm 31 years old and have never seen a rat in person
I would be on my knees praying to G*d if I were you
That's a baby rat, not a mouse
The blender op
Leafs are so gay
Give him some cheese, too. Thank you.
buy opposite sex mouse and let them breed in your room never hurt them
please don't
fuck you faggot piece of shit animal cruelty nigger tier leaf
let it go OP ffs
based not a nigger
Holy shit, is it real?
rip its jaws open like King kong did to the trex
Let it go you motherfucker.