>Man gives 5 minutes of mediocre cunnilingus to a one night stand while drunk
>A couple decades later he feels a lump in his throat and has trouble swallowing
>It's HPV induced throat cancer
Can't wait for you sodomites to get your comeuppance.
Man gives 5 minutes of mediocre cunnilingus to a one night stand while drunk
Oliver Nelson
Caleb Roberts
Your dad already got his having to raise a pussy faggot
Adam Peterson
>eating pussy is sodomy
Fuck off degenerate assclown.
Mason Turner
If you ever eat out a non virgin pussy you deserve worse than throat cancer
Colton Rivera
It literally is you faggot.
Parker Martin
It's literally the definition: en.wikipedia.org
Tyler Allen
>literally
Juan Nelson
Better close that mouth, you're non-verbally inviting some faggot to jam his dick down your throat.
Juan Evans
Kinda gay going straight to this, Mr.pussy-is-gross
Caleb Edwards
Is this shit forreal?
Jaxson Jones
I bet he gets his good goy shots every year.
Lucas Peterson
Sorry, I eat antioxidant rich foods and plenty of fermented goods, so I will eat all the pussy I want and my immune system will handle the rest. Pussy isn't causing your throat aids, your wagie sedentary fast food life style is.
Carter Barnes
id suck catherine zeta jone's tits for lupus
Juan Murphy
Aiden Jackson
Did me bringing up your dad earlier bring back memories?
Tyler Anderson
>be me
>hear about corona vaccine cultivated in insect bodies
>hmm wonder what that's about
>technique invented for HPV
>men can't show symptoms so i have to take for granted it even exists
>std that causes cancer(?) and infertility
>3 shots over 18 month period
>pic rel
Carter Edwards
I had a brief separation from my wife, slept with a girl ten years younger than me at work I flirt with. She’s not on any BC with her fiancé so had to fuck her with a condom but couldn’t cum. She let me take it off and assfuck her raw. Came inside her.
About five days later she starts complaining that her ass really hurts and it’s much worse than any pain she had from assfucking. I have herpes, my separated wife and I both have had it for years, a few outbreaks a year, nothing major.
Googled it and think it sounds awfully similar to herpes proctitis. That was three weeks ago now and she says it’s much better. No blisters (which is the form my herpes takes) or I assume she would have mentioned it. When she was telling me ‘oh you really broke my ass it’s never usually like this’ I could tell she was fishing so I laughed it off and told her I was clean but if she was worried she should get an STD test (GUM clinics don’t test for HSV unless there are blisters according to Google)
Now it’s about three weeks later and she says it’s much better (which is exactly inline with a first outbreak of herpes proctitis according to google, that shit self limits between 2-4 weeks and then it’s just minor outbreaks)
I also know she’s fucking other dudes at work, and have proof in emails that she’s been fucking other dudes behind her man’s back. So if she has got it I hope there’s a decent wait between the next outbreak and then there’s some plausible deniability. She’s getting married in August so I’m worried the stress of that might cause an outbreak.
Got back together with my wife as well so basically I’m kind of worried this will all come down like a house of cards because I’ve got a decent job and I like it. What do?
Andrew Martinez
If you lick pussy you are a pussy
The only proper oral play is choking them with your dong
Jace Wood
HPV is the jew of viruses
>woman has sex in car
>gets HPV
>sues geico for millions of dollars
npr.org
Brody Torres
What a dumb thread.
Easton Morris
no dipshit sodomy is about who you do it with. what this guy did was fornication, and he deserved to get cancer for fornicating
Julian Rivera
Murder suicide
Hudson Ward
Kill your self
William Cruz
>Can't wait for you sodomites to get your comeuppance
Its just easier to type "Im a butthurt virgin"
Nolan Thomas
Low test faggots. Eating pussy massively increases T levels.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Leo Cox
Only EVER munch virgin box!
Bentley Nelson
Literally kys, sodomite
Michael Howard
Tell her man and ruin her life.
Thomas King
You fucked a woman knowing you have an incurable STD and did not tell her?
Enjoy your cell mate, Mr. Large Johnson. He's black and ready to put some miles on that ass.
Jackson Wilson
Can't you just get a (((shot))) against HPV?
Austin Sanders
REEEEEE SOMEONE ACKNOWLEDGE MY SCHIZO POSTS
Henry Roberts
near as I know, low risk HPV variants only form papillomas and warts, but almost (I would say never but that feels like an invitation to be proven wrong with a single case study) never turn into actual cancer.
Also that lesion in whoever's throat that is, looks like a generic papilloma. squamous cell carcinomas dont look like that unless they are really well behaved and at that point calling them carcinomas seems kinda... dumb.
High risk HPV strains not like the one in OP cause all sorts of oropharyngeal, anal, and cervical cancers though.
Jackson Hall
Daniel Thomas
Haha so it’s illegal to pleasure women, serves em right.
OP pic rel should have thought twice
Mason Gomez
If you're too dumb to get the HPV vaccine you deserve cancer
Juan Wood
Damn a Jewish star and swastika molecules? God… you crazy bastard…
Easton Jackson
repent of your adultery and beg Jesus Christ the God-Emperor Whose people you have harmed to take you back
Cameron Brooks
Never had sex of any form but I occasionally kiss girls to make out with them. After this, I don’t think I’m ever even kissing a girl anymore. It just doesn’t feel worth it. I used to kiss to at least show some interest to the girl but sometimes all it does is make them pissed that it doesn’t lead to sex.
Just wanna wait till marriage So I can perform coitus for reproductive purposes and populate the world with master race Christ believing children
Connor Jenkins
>an experiment where they literally got men to sniff girls panties
Kevin Robinson
Oral is only for your gf or wife. You have to be retarded to eat the pussy of a stranger.
Jacob Gutierrez
Eli Diaz
it sure is strange that people get sick or die when going against what the bible says.
and that the further a nation strays from god, the worse the living conditions get.
>b-but japan
80 hour workweeks and crazy high suicide rates, declining birthrates and cheating culture in which it's expected and even encouraged. those that don't work themselves to death live in squalor as a neet and die sad, miserable and alone.
Isaac Lee
Nigger tier behavior. Fuck you
Juan Howard
Listen to this: “that if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved; for with the heart a person believes, resulting in righteousness, and with the mouth he confesses, resulting in salvation. For the Scripture says, “Whoever believes in Him will not be disappointed.” For there is no distinction between Jew and Greek; for the same Lord is Lord of all, abounding in riches for all who call on Him; for “Whoever will call on the name of the Lord will be saved.””
(Romans 10:9-13)
Josiah Price
Lel. Free testosterone or bind, serum or not?
Oh,wait a muslim knows nothing about science or genitals in general. And i worked for 2 years in Watford and London: the only pussy there eith looks and money was pure esstern european,all of them....