We have a lot of humor threads that revolve around webms. Let's have one that revolves around written and spoken jokes. I'll start
>what do nine out of ten people enjoy?
>gang rape
TEXT BASED Any Forums HUMOR/JOKE THREAD
Connor Myers
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Aaron Sanchez
>what is worse than the Holocaust?
>6 Million Jews
Nathaniel Brooks
Here you go
Xavier Murphy
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Lincoln King
How do you fit 15 jews in a Volkswagen Beetle?
In the ash tray.
Noah Foster
Isaiah Lewis
Ayden Rivera
my sides
Ethan Evans
>favorite bergjude
Matthew Hughes
Caleb Wright
Kayden Peterson
Casual meth user here, getting shit done, being productive, even shifting some excess pounds. It makes me nearly impotent most of the time but if you ever manage to get horny you will fuck a woman to death. Or masturbate for 6 hours...insanely horny to the point where even if you are straight you will find homo shit arousing. A lot of people will have 24 hour fap sessions. It makes me incredibly horny to the point gay shit turns me on. I snorted daily for a year then smoked daily for a year before I got off. Caused myself to get psychosis. Sucked a few dicks. Life is better without but I still get a gram every couple months for old times sake. It eliminates the weak. Smoked a few bowls last night, fapped for 12 hours. Now I'm drinking beer and about to get some food. Idk when I'm on it I can work 80 hours/week no probs. Made me stink so bad. I was always paranoid I smelled. Of course I was too afraid to ask anyone if I did out of fear of letting on that i was on meth. I'm clean too, no problems over here. Pump up the jam.
I got molested multiple times as a toddler by my teenage sister.
It's made me "discover" myself too early and I probaly fucked up some other kids lives by passing my trauma onto them...
Because of this, I just can't have sexual relations now. Totally ruined relationships :( :( ;^}
Brody Davis
Comfy and saved
Daniel Harris
Ayden Cox
Zachary Rogers
Landon Walker
Blake Barnes
actually a pretty funny sketch
>youtu.be
Carter Edwards
nobody asked you, pepperguts
Kevin Moore
reported for racism
enjoy your perma ban, bigot.
William Torres
Camden Moore
What's the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn't beat cancer
Jacob Bell
Luke Garcia
n i g g e r
Landon Perry
>releasing a deadly gas into an enclosed space is healthy
Dumbass.
Kayden Nguyen
Nolan Thompson
Julian Butler
Oliver Adams
Hudson Scott
Reported
Josiah Thompson
Daniel Ward
lol is that nigger an actual retard?
Lucas Jackson
Jordan Reyes
Can you do me too pls?
Ian Hernandez
Asher Baker
First they came for the blacks, and i said nothing; for i am not black
Then they came for the Jews, and i said nothing; for i am not a Jew
Next they came for the Mexicans, finally i spoke up: "uhh, are you SURE you guys got all the Jews?"
Wyatt Walker
Landon Torres
>Let's have one that revolves around written and spoken jokes.
Posts gif
What did op mean by this?
Matthew Morris
Dominic Martin
I once asked a native Alaskan if she liked anal sex
She said she was Inuit.
Camden Brooks
once again proving beyond a doubt that Asuka is best girl
Blake Jackson
>nobody asked you, pepperguts
op did nigger.
Ian Clark