Coca cola has to go

It's poison. It gives people diabetes, it empties entire water bodies and it pushes for woke shit. Ban this shit. change its name to Goy Slurp

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no pls im addicted to it, its so fucking good

>it empties entire water bodies
What?

all of it is poison and fake and fucked and gone and idontcare fuck you

SNAP OUT OF IT IT'S POISON

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I'm glad i only dribk pepsi. 2,5L per day

Our precious bodily fluids. It dehydrates you. Ever look at how much sodium is in coke?

i drink one can a month, its my highest point in the month
eat shit

Just put theccocaine back into it, remove all the other shit and add more cocaine. Then sell it at the original price.

The Great Lakes region aquifer was sold to Coca Cola. Nestle also owns the majority of fresh water in the US.

Sugar gives cancer
Natural fat is good for you

It's still an effective cleaning agent though. Just not for your insides.

You're not gonna win against the sugar jew user.

It's probably even more difficult than doing anything against big pharma.

Based tea drinker, reporting in.

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there was a drought in india at one point and coca cola had rights to continue using the water to create their product. i think there was something similar in california where nestle or coke got rights to water to create sugar water.

guess who is in charge of managing water? The government your commie gobblin people vote for.

You get coke with real sugar while we get goy syrup, consider yourself lucky.

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based.
drink sprite instead

life is hardly worth living at this point, we are just going
through the motions until everything collapses
everything is high effort and low reward
slurp it up, life is worth losing

>Coca cola has to go
lots of things have to go but they are here to stay, all we can do is watch from the sidelines in horror.

that's not very good either, mano.

true, once my parents pass away i can off myself. Nobody will miss me then.

I will drink Coca Cola only once they add cocaine back in

i just add my own cocaine back into it

TO EVERYONE DEFENDING THE GOY SLURP ITT
this is what you look like

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you're amazingly pathetic.

true
i crave cancer every day its unreal
please christ award me with a brain tumor

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that webm is 10x funnier with the sound

>Coca cola has to go
I agree, diet pepsi is the GOAT

>Ban this shit.
Novel idea. Stop drinking it of your own free will. Don't call for the government to wipe your ass for you.

Fuck you mean
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Its actually a waste product scam for the cocaine trade by big pharma. Ur literally drinking the waste facility processing. Coca cola also controls the legal cocaine farms

The bong gets it, fuck boomers and their bullshit

Its healthier than tap water, its ro filtered

Fuck lolbertardians
We can't let shit plebs be shit plebs or they will think that it is normal
Shit pleb

coca cola legit will go to war with anyone who tries to ban it

Not just that but coca cola is getting as aggressive as nestlé and danone are and are now also buying up water brands. But OT i heard they use paramilitary mercenaries to guard their fields. Its ancap territory

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