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The state of men
Wyatt Butler
Jonathan Wood
fucking dinosaur
Andrew Rogers
itt: sph fanfic
Jeremiah Phillips
If your wife or gf uses toys you're getting cucked by silicone and some batteries. It's not "cool" it's not "spicing thing up" it's the unholy pussy stench of cuckery!
Nolan Watson
More like the state of women and marriages.
Wyatt Taylor
Toys are Cuckery by the Smittens
Her orgasmic whines could be cock-born cries
Closer comes the squirting wife
This beautiful creature must dildo to cum
This beautiful creature must vibrate her clit
A toy for orgasm
And toys for orgasm is KEKERY
And the dildo you so fancifully shove
Is not sexy, kinky or spicing things up
It's not you for an orgasm
And not you for an orgasm is cuckery
And the buttplug that you stuff with a smile
Is KEKERY
And the vibrator you happily touch to her
Is KEKERY
Do you know how man's pride dies?
Pussy stained dildos aren't very romantic
It's not "sexy", spicy or hot
It's the stain of auto-adultry and the unholy stench
Of KEKERY
It's not "fun", "sexy" or hot
The dildo you so faithfully plunge
The butt plug you stuff in her ass
As you savour the sights of cuckery
Of KEKERY
NO, NO, NO, IT'S KEKERY
NO, NO, NO, IT'S KEKERY
Oh...and who cares anymore when man's cucked by toys.
Austin Thompson
That seems like pretty mainline reddit, I don't know what makes this thread-worthy.
Owen Hughes
his wife unironically sounds cool and he's just a fucking pussy who won't own his shit and be confident. his wife would probably cum her brains out if he just fucked her how he wanted and enjoyed himself. people are such cucks, porn really fucked dudes up.
Gabriel Taylor
>why I dont ask for oral or penetration
as in.. him penetrating her? He doesn't even fuck her?
Jordan Johnson
>it's not even funny anymore
Landon Roberts
Typical
>Women basing everything in their lives around them being fucked
Jose Morales
Man my dick is literally 6.6 inches long, but my retarded roommate saw my dick when we were moving in after I took a shower and walked around naked (completely my fault, didn't know he was home) and thought it was small and told other people so people think I have a small dick
like I rail bitches and fuck them in the mouth and everyone else is like "lel small dick" but not to my face just that gay gossip shit
this is such a stupid fucking problem to have I am a scientist I hate everyone around
SOMEONE HELP
Jackson Baker
>She's by second sexual partner and I'm her 26th
wtf
Kevin Perez
7.5 good sir
Grayson Nguyen
Your roommate is a faggot and you should expose him as such
Sebastian Richardson
Just rape the people calling it small user, obvious solution.
Camden Ortiz
if you fuck bitches then you have no problem. women talk openly about sex. if you fuck them well enough they will assume your dick is big (women are unable to estimate sizes and distances like men) and will tell other women you are hung well. they will assume your roommate is jealous.
if you act defensive AT ALL they will think its true. literally just laugh and say "ooook lmao"
Anthony Moore
your roommate sounds like a dumb nigger. also this is why i refuse to have roommates.
Carson Rogers
>22m
>24f
It's always the men who date up age wise who end up getting completely emasculated.
Juan Watson
>I'm her 26th
I really hope that this is an elaborate troll
Grayson Hughes
I don't give a fuck about your dick reeeeeeeeee