You VILL have a fridge but without cooling!

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Germoney GmbH always comes up with the best ideas.

FLINTSTONES CARS MAKING A COMEBACK

What about hacking

you know how they will get away with this? by putting it in the fine print so the majority wont even realize it. the ones who do realize it will just be thought of as unsatisfiable or something. most people are just gonna get all these stupid subscriptions and wont even care.

>heated seats
God I hate the west so much, you only need a car to go from A to B in a short amount of time, do you want it to suck off your dick too or what? Fuck off you faggots

maybe don't buy a BMW?
maybe sue BMW for the additional weight there rental systems are costing you in your fuel mileage?
Maybe burn down your local BMW dealership?
I dunno. Maybe its just me?

Are you saying that you wouldn't buy a car that gave you blowjobs?

>do you want it to suck off your dick too or what?

It wouldn't hurt

>do you want it to suck off your dick too or what?
ja

Reminds me of the Toyota remote start subscription.

This is exactly what all BMW owners deserve

user that is a million dollar idea. I would love a car that gave me a bj.

>buy bmw
>live in it off the land
>Monthly heating bill of 18 dollars

you wouldnt do shit stfu

Lol. They are only going to sell those to hackers who want to figure out how to jailbreak the car. No one in their right mind is going to pay a subscription to have heated seats.

I will never ever buy another bmw again or volkswagen again. They are literally making you pay for the electricity to use your car when your entire country is about to be yuropoor.

I am with you Bulgaria bro. I wish we imported Ladas to the west. I don’t need all of this computerized bullcrap.

>bulgaria
lol

>Literally never use heated seats in California
>had to pay for them as part of a package I wanted for my car
>could instead save that money and not pay for them at all
Based BMW.

Just do an engine swap with old American v8 and transmission. Comfy European car with American engine

Goy, how long until:
>buy car
>accidentally say nigger while driving
>mic picks up the no-no word
>AI automatically shuts off your engine and you're banned from driving it anymore

No, it will still be an additional cost on the window sticker at the time of purchase.

All of your flags look the same to me.

>do you want it to suck off your dick too
Yes, where can I get a car like this?

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as someone that grew up with mmos and saw them go from '60$ box price, 15$ a month, 20$ for dlc + tip' to '((free)) to play plus 100$ a month in 30 day-time limited bonuses to 700 DOLLARS PER JPG ITS NOT PAY TO WIN ITS PAY TO CONVIENCE COSMETICS IS NOT P2W ITS COMPLETELY FINE TO SPEND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON THIS ONE GAME FOR INVENTORY SLOTS AND OTHER BULLSHIT' this absolutely terrifies me. Because I know where this is going, and whats going to happen. Your average retard will pay for heated seats. Your averager retard in fact can be convienced to pay amonthly fee for EACH seat AND will pay a fee to cool them down as well. And anyone who thinks this is retarded will be socially shamed as being 'poor' and/or 'stupid' for not appreciating the generosity of the hard working 'developers' 'maintaining your vehicle' and that you shouldnt act so ENTITLED or PRIVILEGED when you expect features that are literally in your possession but arbitrarily blocked off so you can be charged money to unlock them.

the future is dark and every day I pray for the sweet release of an x-class solar flare to wipe out half our tech tree so these useless eaters will be forced to realize the reality of the insane world theyve created.

Why would anyone buy a BMW they are over priced as is and when they break you go bankrupt fixing them.

heated seats are one of the best features of modern cars, retard

>modern cars
go back

It's a luxury feature, for wealthy people.

Wrong. It's one of the most unimportant ones. Probably THE most unimportant one.