SAFE AND EFFECTIVE

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no refunds btw lol

IT'S WOOOOOOORKING

the winter is toxic
the soil is toxic
sleep is toxic
death just happens randomly

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This has always been correct though
Sleeping on your left side isn't good

experts warn you're gonna die one day

oh noes

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and water gives you cancer

cope

Is there ANYTHING these days that doesn't increase the risk of blood clots and heart attacks?

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Did you know that having sex in this position gives you monkeypox?

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Taking the vaccine will definitely not cause any of those things.

What sleep positions!?!?!

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summer vaginas

Theres so many deadly activities being discovered. How did we miss them all theae years?

To much salt obviously

>be afraid to touch grass
>be afraid of sleeping wrong
Lel.

>Theres so many deadly activities being discovered. How did we miss them all theae years?
People never missed people dying of heart attacks, they just figured that god wanted them dead or that they were just unhealthy. It's only when people start studying any and everything that we find out all the dumb ways we're being killed.

So am I going to die because I was coerced to take the vaccine by my BK manager boss? I just only needed to keep working in my part-time preparing whoppers :(.

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The vaccine :)
And also the manufacturers aren't liable even if the vax does give you heart problems, which they absolutely cannot :)
no refunds btw :)

Personally I blame Global Warming™

all of them when vaxxed

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user cool it with those posts, don't you know that posting on Any Forums increases the risk of blood clots and heart attacks?

All horizontal ones

What sleeping positions?

tfw coffee is not good for you

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everyones dying left and right for no reason
>Except me

Is this hell?