>be duckman
>get paid to wear comfy air conditioned fursuit all day
>get approached by some zogbot asking you to die for israel
>pic related
Be duckman
Alexander Richardson
Dylan Reed
What else can they expect?
Eli Russell
they should recruit at gay bars and drag shows since you'd have to be a fag or a tranny to enlist in the US military
Christopher Walker
Imagine signing up to be a golem for Israel
Jaxon Ward
Sign spinners can make good money.
For example, in Orlando I met one, no suit, very outgoing and acrobatic with the spinning, handing out free drink tickets for a restaurant. 15/hrs plus $5 for every coupon redeemed at the restaurant. Over 100 tuckets in an 8 hour shift wasn't uncommon
Blake Hall
Kekd hard at the image. Thank you
Carter Parker
Fuck off Army - this is what happens when you general suck too many tranny dicks. You were always retarded, now the entire world knows.
Jack Garcia
>comfy air conditioned fursuit all day
Are you a bozo?
Matthew Cruz
Imagine wanting to fight and die for Israel, and niggers wiggers and spics, and fags and trannies who hate you and want you dead.
Isaac Scott
>zogbot thrown into an existential crisis after realizing that goyim are no longer willing to die for Israel
lmao
Carter Anderson
I'll join for american citizenship
Nicholas Garcia
>Air conditioned suit
Doubt it. In Arizona the mailman don't even have A/C in their vehicles.
Wyatt Young
based
William Jenkins
Where is the flag of Ukraine?
Are you a traitor to freedom and democracy?
Logan Long
Nice to see that my tax dollars still goes towards Israel instead of air conditioned mail trucks for USPS workers.
Josiah Taylor
I always love how they describe it as job. Just a job, not voluntarily making yourself an indentured servant who has to willingly die when ordered to. And I love how they make it seem like they are just going to up and hand him 35k pretending like there aren’t numerous hoops he would have to jump through. Basically I just hate recruiters with a passion and I have the same attitude as based Duck Man.
Zachary Sullivan
They'd probably get fitter recruits from going to gay bars.
Grayson Butler
Americans are oddly unaware that the duck costume job pay can afford (with some clever money-saving techniques) you to live like a king somewhere else.
They staunchly believe that there's no good life outside the US.
And the opportunity window for US dollars is closing soon.
Isaac Torres
I'm quite aware of that, but I would have to renounce my citizenship, because the IRS would tax me for living abroad thanks to FATCA.
Jason Price
As funny as it is seeing the kvetching about recruiting, it's even more hilarious seeing polcels who think that modern gaymericans aren't joining because they hate trannies and Israel and not because they hate capitalism, imperialism, and huwyte supremacy.
Juan Jackson
The military has been purging conservatives from all their ranks these last few years , so it is really for that reason.
Nolan Martinez
JOIN THE ARMY DIE FOR ISRAEL
Jackson Bell
>conservatives