It’s not the COVID-19, you stupid conspiracy theorists

It was actually coffee all along.

Maybe lay off the Starbucks you sticky blooded inbreds and just get the COVID-19 vaccine. It's 100% safe, effective and free.

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The sad thing about this is that there are people who will believe this

We all know that 2020 - the year that these caffeine clots appeared on the radar - was the same year that more people started drinking more coffee due to WFM and shelter-in-place measures. Before this caffeine consumption was negligible world-wide. What a terrible happenance.

The absolute state of vaxxoids

Remember, the US government and DNC will not publicaly admit they have over 5,000 Active Duty Servicemen in Ukraine fighting in active combat against Russia.

They are trying to stop the new weapons from ending up in China\Russias hands, but even with all of the US money, assets, material, and intelligence, Milley\Biden\Obama\Pelosi need a war to cover their multiple and mounting crimes against the US Constitution.


Pelosi is allowed to have hearing, but decide what evidence is and is not allowed.

Trump was also illegally targeted by the FBI\Obama and placed under survillence in 2016, when he ran for office.

According to the DNC, if you are not a democrat and you run for office, the FBI, media, and tech companies will condemn you as a vial criminal as they cover up they crimes against humanity by Biden et al.

The FBI has committed multiple crimes against Donald J Trump, and now to stop the elections, the FBI and DNC\Mossad\CCP is going to work overtime trying to find and arrest everyone who runs against the DNC.

AG Garland (Mossad) is allowed to declare what political parties are allowed to operate and which ones not.

>never an issue throughout human history
>suddenly after a forced vaccination campaign involving an untested blood clotting gene therapy caffeine is found to cause blood clots
kek

This

And this kek

Therefore answering the eternal question...

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CORN SYRUP SOLIDS!
MONO AND DIGLYCERIDES!

>A diuretic makes blood thicker
No shit, drink more water

no, no, no, you chud. The answer is space chemicals

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>sad

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/thread.

Ay carumba! Dios mio!

something similar happened to salt, suddenly salt is the big baddie, while during all of human history salt was used liberally

What a sciency image!
I trust the source even more because it employs diversity!

I thought it was seeing your energy bill

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This must be true. I dont have sticky blood and i dont drink coffee.
I also haven't had my jabs but that obviously has nothing to do with this.

>And then I told them it's normal for healthy children to suddenly drop dead.

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please don't disparage the very real symptoms of Winter Vagina #BelieveAllSurvivorsofWinterVagina

>burgers discover coffee in 2021
Do Amerisharts really?

This is getting ridiculous... someone should do a mashup image with all of these articles.

as a pure coincidence and nothing else, kids who have never received a single (((vaccine))) don't suffer sids. They are just lucky

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there was one where they warned of doing your bed (is that how you cal, it?) too hard, but I'm nor sure if that was real

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We've been drinking coffee since the 1600's, how come this has never come up before? What's next, lemonade causes vaids?

Coffee a drink used for hundreds of years magically is causing major blood clots in people for no reason after billions were forced to take an experimental vaccine. Sure and I have a bridge I can sell you real cheap.

So all this shit that was harmless for decades is killing people but this new gene therapy jew stew is unquestionably safe?

doesn't coffee thin your blood though?

No coffee is good for you