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Baked nonces

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>he couldn't pull the trigger
>he couldn't maintain a wife
>he couldn't raise his child
>he couldn't safely drive an hgv
>he couldn't man up and meet for a fight
>he couldn’t take a decent photo to save his life
>he couldn't keep his home from burning down
>he couldn't stay in his ex wife's dad's garage
>he couldn't handle a sniff of nutmeg
>he couldn't ask his neighbour to turn the music down
>he couldn't stand up to cummy josh
>he couldn't stay off the booze
>he couldn't cut his own hair
>he couldn't keep his cool under pressure
>he couldn't fold a piece of paper
>he couldn't complete a OU course
>he couldn't avert a major trouser incident
>he couldn't manually pleasure a 6/10 boots cashier
>he couldn't convince himself to buy Bitcoin
>he couldn't prevent himself getting banned from uniformed service
>he couldn't repay rabbit the money he borrowed
>he couldn't foresee the invasion of Ukraine
>he couldn't finish Hitchens's book about God
>he couldn't inhibit himself livestreaming himself grooming kids on omegle
>he couldn't obviate himself recording a vocaroo of himself seething
>he couldn't afford the bus fare
>he couldn't stop himself battering his gf
>he thinks you envy him
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What’s triggered the seethe now?

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100% based webm

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Remember what could have been
>Jews out
>English working class breeding a-plenty inside a safe welfare net
>reincarnation of Industry in Britain
>Chinks btfo of all our utilities
>No difference in immigration, probably still be under 1 million recorded anually.

Now think about what you got for voting Tory.

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lads I think I'm done, they're closing in

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Tugendhat is a Jew
Truss is a racemixer / BBC queen
Penny is a lib

Otherwise it's
Paki
Indian
Paki
Paki
Iraqi

Brit/pol/ getting duped into supporting the white British equivalent of Kamala Harris for PM because of "le mummy milkers" memes and thinking the fact she supported Breggsit makes her "right-wing".

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>REEEEE NEWFAGS
>REEEEE BRINNIES

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honestly I used to think brit/pol/ was redpilled but its basically just:
>incels
>drug addicts
>alcoholics
>armchair natsoc larpers
>royalists
>teenagers
>in-the-closet ginger gayboys
>childless old men
>pseudointellectuals
>trannies
>lazy married cucks
>schizos
>generic mentalists
>feminised men
>trannies
>paedophiles
>toryboys
>NEETs
>seethemongs
>tripfag obsessed nobodies
>wannabe e-celebs
>bawbags
>thread monitor spastics
>wannabe jannies / mods
>voters
>southerners
>racists
>narcissists
>liars
>gaslighters
>brainlets
>fat cunts
>future sex offenders
>bootlickers
>mainstream media consumers
>muslims
>the irish
>bedshitters
>baldies
>blackpilled twats
>americans
>samefaggers
>glowies
>PA faggots / laura towler simps
>stormfags
>namefags
>tripfags
>anonymongs
>epic titus
>berty brincel
the absolute state of this general

>two blokes holding their willies together next to a commie flag
Expected.

There are people in this thread who supported the coloureds
You'll not shame them with that

oooooooooo I love my new friend Eddie who used to go to School here in my hometown of Arbroath!

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And most of that just describes you

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has anyone got the brit/pol verse of The Raven? think Sussex posted it some months ago and it was quite good. I'd be grateful if a fren can find and or link it.

> BRINNIES
Outing yourself as a newfag again

Threadly reminder that MI5 could eliminate the josh problem and every other namefag in a series of unrelated accidental gas explosions tonight. They won't.

where are links

What’s your energy bill? £1500 per annual here.

communism defeated by piss
heckin good work laddos

You're supporting the nigger, right?

I knew it would come down to this
Brit/pol/ divided into rainbow flag team and rainbow nation team
I'm proud to stand with the white queer grouping rather than the coloured nonces

about £300 per year

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£2400 per year for a two bed flat.

Projected is 2k+

>What’s your energy bill?
electric £250 a quarter and gas about £100 so roughly the same
>live by myself in a flat lol

You're team rainbow nation, aren't you?

20 quid a week on a meter, maybe 30 per week in winter
so about 1k pcm

>You're team rainbow nation, aren't you?
wtf is that?

How? Teach us your ways ole wise yan.

Alright lads I own nothing, when does the happiness kick in?

Enjoy your kids being trooned out and having no recourse against it when "Mummy Penny" bans "trans conversion therapy" (meaning literally anything that questions whether someone who claims they're trans is actually telling the truth).

Wtf i love sussex now?

Retard. You should be supporting the worst one so it crashes and burns quicker.
Or Truss, and the 'crash and burn' will be nukes

The rainbow nation is where all the different skin tones come together to bully the whites

I don't have gas, and I use less than £1 leccy in the summer, little over £1 in the winter

can't afford them due to inflation

haha
lol

I don't carry any gay genes so it's not going to happen
Enjoy your first ever PM of colour
I'm sure you'll be very proud

Need to get a metre. You just buy cards at the shop?

On oil here, dreading when we next need to refill now its £1 a litre, paid 44p the same time last year.

Our projected electric bill is £2000, wondering if now if I need to invest in the solar meme.

haha
me ex isn't even gonna be getting the rishibucks because she works cash in hand and isn't even on the electoral register or anything, she's a ghost in the system
and she can't just register anything because they'll wanna know where she's been all these years and will end up with hmrc coming down hard on here

do you follow Him?
>Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.

Why are so many people seething over small energy bill rises? It's only £1k or so extra, the way people are going on it's as if it's going up £10k...

fantastic. thanks lad. thought about trying to craft a verse but could only come up with...
>still is seething, STILL is seething