Brit/pol/ - Tory time edition

Boris doing the Globalists bidding. The Turk-Jew wields the carefully crafted English buffoon persona to befuddle spitfire patriots and other assorted imbeciles of ethnic English stock.

The Tories have been openly dry fucking Englishmen balls deep in their arseholes since the 1940's, the English know this but something odd happens at election time, it's like the previous few years betrayal didn't happen, and whatever the Tories say, despite the obvious contradiction between words and deeds, suddenly sounds like truth, and so clutching their cheap plastic union flags the dysgenic remnants of a once mighty race head to the polls to vote for their own destruction yet again, with joy in their cholesterol steeped hearts and yellowing toothless grins plastered across their pallid assymetric faces.

So desperate are the English for any sign of hope that the simple act of saying something they want to hear, even while doing the exact opposite, is enough to convince them of your integrity and secure their vote, at least for as long as the English have a say in electoral results, another 15 years or so, at which point the Tories will quietly disappear. And the Tory grandees will sip fine wine from crystal glasses on foreign beachside properties as they chuckle at shared memories of short fat balding oafs begging for help and how absurdly easy it was to lead them over the demographic cliff edge.

Yesterday morning two more Tory taxis pulled into Portsmouth harbour, around 70 arab and African men, each carrying military style backpacks, were loaded onto waiting coaches before heading inland. By now they will be busily planning future operations in between gang fucking English children. You know it, I know it and the Tories know it.

The Tories, vile corrupt shepherds ushering lean and hungry wolves through the gate, relishing the prospect of their fat docile flock being torn to shreds.

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Sumer is icumen in lads.

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>Sumer
Retard

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Went to A&E last week after getting a nasty gash on the forearm gardening. Fucking NHS nurse must have forgotten to wash her hands because I've got stinky blue green pus and a pseudomonas infection
FML

post willy

decided to stick around after the buffalo mass shooting eh, newfag?

fucksake
hope you get well soon lad

>newfag
Cringe

Why are right wingers consistently such moral degenerates?
I'm assuming it's because half of them have fairly cynical views of human-nature which allows them to rationalize their transgressions easier.

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A bloke fucked me over on a car sale and I’ve just had my revenge.
Feel a bit shit about it now. Bad things are going to happen.

>NHS
You shouldn't have gone there lad.

Have you tried running it under a cold tap?

I suppose you don’t really have time to worry about morals and shit when you’re French peasantry

What happened lads?

>Boris Johnson and the way he handled the pandemic
>Decades of mass immigration, and from people who have no love for England nor desire to become bootlickers who worship the royals
>UK loves the NHS, But they can see it's going downhill and needs more funding. Hence why the Tories use that £350m as a carrot to their Brexit stick
>average house earns more by just sitting there all year than the average worker earns in a year
>houseprices: rose by 30k in the last year and growing as a result of a tax break that cost the taxpayer £3.6bn
>rents outside of london: rose by £500 a year and growing
>largest railfare increases in a decade
>fuel prices set to hit £2 per litre. Then charged to park there. Pay for registration every year. New nurses start their careers with massive debt
>care homes that were forcing people to get jabbed or get sacked
>its hard to set up a career outside of london outside of academia (need a phd) or being a doctor
>expensive public transport that doesn't work, ridiculous charges for driving, inability to park, high rents and property prices
>Jump on a bus anywhere in London. Stay on the bus for half an hour. You will see a dozen different cultures/countries one after the other. with virtually no integration whatsoever. The dozens of cultures we have in London do not want to integrate with us or there neighbours and in some cases they hate their neighbours this is what our governments have forced upon us.
>Income tax allowance frozen (so in effect increased)
>Both Britain and Scotland supports LGBT propaganda being forced down the average person's throat.Scotland: Children allowed to change gender from age 4 without parental consent
>Pensioners getting an 8% payrise out of the blue despite everyone else being worse off

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Ur already under the thumb, wow

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Everything you said can be directed at left-wingers as well though?
Tories aren't right-wing anyway.
Altogether a very stupid post.

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Alree lads?

Anyways brits are the ultimate scumbags. Never forget WW2

Emily for PM

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What are we seething about today?

Cheers user

Got some antibiotics from the GP and an appointment to get it re dressed by the practice nurse.
Gonna try and wash it with spirit vinegar tonight, gonna sting like fuck

cor, i could do with some gash on my forearm

>Go out camping past couple weeks
>Every time some fucking random weirdo gay guy will come along to my site and try fuck me

Not even kidding. Doggers have fucking ruined all stealth camping in reserves within an half hour drive of any town.

I'm not a fan of brit/pol/ tbqhwyl.

>25th December 2021
Fuck me they don't miss a chance do they?

You'll get candida m80

> and needs more funding.
no

Hear hear

….how bad are we talking?

People acting as if 30 degrees isn't a perfectly normal Summer temperature is mildly irritating.

>I honestly don’t know how wagies have the time to live, I don’t work and still feel there’s not enough time in the day.
it really depends on your attitude to 'work'.
personally I've found something I enjoy doing and get paid to do it. Sure there's shitty admin stuff to do - but that's life even without a job.

>life is short
yeah that's why I feel like I have to achieve something - a legacy to leave behind

Dunno if I ask for her number or no, she seems keen

I just started typing out to tell you to have a bevvie beforehand, some whisky or somethin to help dull the pain
then I remembered antibiotics ffs
maybe a joint?

No.

I fucking hate working in metal. Every fucking day I deal with fucking retarded scheming Romanians. I'd rather be a fucking electrician or on the dole.

What is British nig nog rap called again?

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I've noticed the weather map now puts temperatures as low as 16degrees as amber. It's a psychological trick, anything above 23 is red. I'm sure back in the day it would have to be mid thirties to be red

Only job I can imagine you doing is sorting out the grey paint cards at the dulux board in B&Q

climate fucking crisis! it’s warm in summer, help me niggerman i’m going insane

put one of these in ur bumhole

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chip shop

The Tory party is a vehicle for the most cynical, unprincipled, degenerate, mediocre, corrupt, grasping vermin. The selection lists are so long they can pick and choose the most obsequious degenerate to control via threats and blackmail. The two by-elections this year were about one Tory being a nonce, the other watching rape porn in the commons during a debate, Johnson covered up another nonce and lied about it. They are all either expenses cheats, buy to let landlords, rapists, pedos, drug addicts, or a combination of the above.

No I'm in the garden centre so if the ronseal spills no one will notice

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>"Tories aren't right wing"
> calls other people stupid

Is this some sort of cope to avoid acknowledging that the UK has been fucked by 12 years of right of centre governments?
Fuxache, Labour has been a centre/right party since they got rid of clause 4 in 1995.

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Rap? More like crap.

Aha!

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can't believe I got a 30 day postblock for saying a tranny is in love with me

>> calls other people stupid
I said your post was stupid.
Work on your reading comprehension.

put your trip back on sussex

Dumb bint who thinks she's an "entrepreneur" because men hand over money to stare at her tits.

I've never seen a single wog in the garden centre, not even once.

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Appeal the ban and say I'm your tranny GF! x

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….so you’re saying if i join the tories i can get a blank cheque to rape? cor, sign me up

I guess brincelpol will just ignore the Ava white stabbing now it’s obvious the culprit is white

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In this world, you are either an extremist or a centrist.

Ah nevermind its grime my Brit friend answered
Thank you for nothing dummys

we're better camouflaged than wh*toids

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