It does anything you want it to do.
What does it do?
You are given an amulet
Anything I want it to do.
Stop asking stupid questions, faggot.
Makes me totally invincible and super smart and also able to fly through space.
baits newfags into posting in slide threads
gf amulet
Sends everyone whom I would judge unfit to live in the world to a distant habitable planet in a far-off galaxy.
I don't fucking know what it does retard you're supposed to tell me what your larpmulet does and then pose a question or some gay shit.
I wanna fart galaxies.
Disintegrates any jew within a 2 million light year radius of the amulet.
Mind control beibi
Grant every single living soul perpetual heaven, no questions asked and no strings attached. If creating a maximally populated heaven is impossible, I would have it destroy all of reality and leave absolute nothingness so that suffering never springs up again.
dont care
would sell it
Sterilizes all the Jews
It gives me permission to have cunny without repercussions. It gives me unlimited access to cunny. It makes me irresistible to cunny. It makes parents pay me all their net income after expenses to imbibe in their daughters' cunnies.
Send the demon agares to be quenched with sulfurous fumes and fire.
Love potion
I sell it to some Jews for some magic beans.
It makes all jews turn into piles of crap.
Imagine the smell of Jewllywood and Israel?
Based, bless you user
GIve every Faggot and Faggot woman (most men and woman) non-stop, rank stankers, monster farts. From birth to their faggot end. The non-non-stop farters will live as kings. Butt plugs can't stop the wind.
Let's me save and load with no restrictions, coming with checkpoints for every birthday passed.
It's gonna be the equivalent of a videogame cheat console including saving and loading
uhh
Everyone in the world gets a 3 gram pouch of crack, a pipe and lighter put into their hand
washes the butts of humanity
Change DNA so individuals are not capable of lying or intentionally misrepresenting the truth.
you guys are smart
a real holocaust
Settle down HB
Every non-white person disappears instantly.
Paradise ensues
Turns all muslims into pigs
This nigga knows about the Andromedan jew colonies.
Create anything I want, no restrictions.
It turns any food i touch it with into cold spaghetti that is unheatable
it gives me a tasteful manor on nantucket island where i can spy on my next door neighbor get spitroasted by michelle obama and kevin spacey.
Everyone around me becomes based and stays based forever
revive my grandparents and dog
it plays "i like big butts" by sir mixalot whenever a big butted girls comes within 30 yards