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ATTENTION ALL WAGETARDS

Keep working for your wage.
Keep working to afford your 2 ton mobile cage.
Try your best to suppress your rage.
Conjure up the power like a mage.
Keep working because you think you get an advantage.
A better life is what you envisage.
But really you have no courage.
To cope every night you sink beverage.
Causing untold damage.
Until you, too, disengage.

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how the fucks a pistol with a mutt flag on a symbol of socialism

funny thing is I thought it was me ex on an alt

Make sure you wash the tripnonce cum off your chin before you inevitably do.

guns init
capitalism = muh heckin' freedom!

lern two reid

I'M GONNA DO IT! I'M GONNA VOTE LABOUR ARRRGGHHHHHHH

Having a woffee, might order a dominos
When are you coming to Arbroath handsome?
All handsome lads
I hope Josh doesn't post my pic desu. I don't wanna be in something like that either

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How about you kill yourself you disgusting nonce.

fug
I need to learn to reply

Feel like an absolute twat working while my taxes go to niggers and pakis.
Should be outside in the sun.

standard.co.uk/news/uk/keir-starmer-gateshead-conservative-independent-schools-council-department-for-education-b1011536.html
Jesus fucking christ, no matter how hard you work, how hard you scrimp and save, you'll never be able to upgrade your children's social class under Keir. It's over.

>Any Forums trending in the media
ffs lads its happening again

>"capitalism is good because it's manly!"
>"having a job is good because it's manly!"
>"driving a car is good because it's manly!"
>"eating rotting animal flesh is good because it's manly!"
Why so gullible? Insecure men who support capitalism, car ownership and eating animal flesh are the major problem.

don't worry mate, nobody would remember to include you anyway

Come kill me please

where and why?

I WANT MOGG
YOU WANT MOGG
JOHNNY ROTTEN WANTS MOGG
WE WANT MOGG

MOGG ON OTHER MPS
MOGG ON OTHER COUNTRIES
"WHERE SOMERSET LEADS THE WORLD FOLLOWS"
"COWS ARE ESSENTIALLY CONSERVATIVE"

GIB MOGG

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Thanks for playing capitalism bro, here's your prize:
>high tax rates
>more bames
>insane cost of living
>declining health
>early death
You win!

do it, toryboys are fleeing in droves, the future is labour

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the gun larp originated in protestants need to defend themselves from noncetholics its got nothing to do with central and asian european socialism, a slavic central european germanic ideology alien to the epic based celt

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heh you've done yourself
also technically I reid everyday and I do it very well because me nans maiden name was reid x

Lads, I’ve literally fallen in love with a girl I stumbled across on social media through a friend of a friend of a friend etc. Even though I’ll never meet her in my life, she has no idea I even exist, and probably wouldn’t look twice at me if she did because a) she’s a year older b) from a richer family and c) is miles more intelligent and established in her career. Like what the actual fuck lads, I’m literally sitting here depressed fantasising about a past with her that never fucking happened and dreaming of our future life and experiences together that never will. It’s fucking weird and I’m a fucking weirdo like what the actual fuck is wrong with me.

Mainly America. Kiwi user leaked Hunter Biden's Apple and iCloud files and anons cracked it so its on the right wing twitter pages and news sites like Fox

We need to be extra cunty to Yanks coming through

>Joining the army is good because its manly
Is one I like too

Don’t like taigs mate

Yeah I fell for that meme, join the navy instead

Hunter Biden's iphone leak and Hideo Kojima being memed as the man who killed Shinzo Abe.

so you do your nan everyday? is that something to admit to?

Have a wank mate

Why did Hideo Kojima kill Shinzo Abe? Is it some viral marketing ploy?

hes a man with a framed picture of antonio banderas on his sky box

He didn't.
bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-62121650

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10988969/Teen-documents-quitting-nicotine-cold-turkey-vaping-years-throwing-mood-swings.html

>McCall Mirabella, 19, from Arizona, decided to stop using electronic cigarettes back in January, after a friend offered her $3,000 to abandon the drug
>While McCall - who is going to donate the money to charity if she completes the bet - thought it would be easy, she soon realized the hold the drug had on her
>She was hit with severe withdrawals, which resulted in her becoming violently ill, vomiting, and breaking down in tears while battling urges to smoke
>McCall video taped the entire thing and uploaded it to her YouTube channel, in an attempt to warn others about the dangers of nicotine addiction
>One clip - taken 10 hours after she took her last hit - showed McCall bawling and trembling as she struggled to fight the intense cravings
>Despite it feeling like she was 'at war' with her body and mind, McCall pushed through, and is now 125 days clean. She said, 'I have my life back in control'

Kek it might be. Who knows

You wish fag

Innit. Like lets be fair. We could post on handsome men and itd be fine. But 1 oic here and youll be done before the upload even finishes

Hopefully.

Starmer is icumen in lads

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you're not officially a tripfag / namefag until you at least post arsehole

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what is the income threshold for no longer being a wagie?

Literally can’t get any serious replies on here even though this is the only place I can ask. Fucking just.

who's fucking off to Mars when the first colony is founded?

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>UK to be hit by life-threatening 100F heatwave on Sunday: Met Office warns it could be too hot to work or travel and says deadly heat could leave homes 'without water, gas or power' in 'tinderbox Britain'

its over.

Well hopefully i never become official. I usually charge for that type of content

there's no questions, except 'what is wrong with me'

the answer is - you are gay

I've heard that he did.

>100F
>F
none of that, brexit means brexit

Depends on the source of the income
Are you working?
Anyone working is a wagie.

bunch of poofters. I'm pale too but it's not hard to not die during a heatwave. Fair enough when it comes to old people, but anyone under the age of 60 in adequate health should not be in any danger if they have common sense

Lads, I’ve literally fallen in love with a girl I stumbled across on social media through a friend of a friend of a friend etc. Even though I’ll never meet her in my life, she has no idea I even exist, and probably wouldn’t look twice at me if she did because a) she’s a year older b) from a richer family and c) is miles more intelligent and established in her career. Like what the actual fuck lads, I’m literally sitting here depressed fantasising about a past with her that never fucking happened and dreaming of our future life and experiences together that never will. It’s fucking weird and I’m a fucking weirdo like what the actual fuck is wrong with me. Please help me Josh lad you’re the only one here who’ll actually take me seriously and try to answer. You’re good with psychology.

you've not fallen in love with her you just proper fancy her, she hits all the right spots and ticks all the right boxes and has triggered some archetypes in ya brain and made you wanna nut in her
thats all

kek