This is probably my last night as a free man and I just want to vent rn
> be me a few years ago
> had a boring but alright job
> had a chronic porn addiction
> tons of easily accessible porn in my pc
> be depressed
> start taking meth and deferoxamine and try to better myself
> decide to accept hanging out with my co-workers
> meet a girl, one of my co-workers acquaintance
> hit it off and start dating
> she makes my days happier and my nights less lonely
> constantly at my apartment
> be now
> still at my job but happier with myself
> not as addicted to porn but don't want to delete my porn folder due to sentimental value also nobody else uses my pc
> be at work
> get a couple of messages but don't check them cause I'm working
> be a bit later and start getting a lot of messages
> realize it's probably an emergency so check them
> it's a message from my gf telling me she needs to use my pc and asking for my password then saying "nvm I think I've seen you type it" followed by like a hundred voice messages
> realize if she finds my porn folder I'd be royally fucked so tell my boss I have an emergency and flee straight to my apartment
> be panicking so don't listen to the audios, instead wait to talk to my gf
> arrive home and she isn't there, notice my drawers are open
> neither my laptop nor my hard drive I used to hide under my bed are there
> be really anxious
> give up, sit on my couch and decide to listen to her audios
> she sounds angry and then nervous and she also sounds like she's crying so can't make much of it other than her debating weather to give my lap to the cops or not
> last message sounds like she's getting out of her car and she's saying she's at the police station
> last message was about 20 mins ago
It's just a matter of time before my whole life is ruined anons. It's over.
MY LIFE IS FUCKING OVER
SENEGAL
checked and nice rareflag
>downloading illegal porn
Couldn't be me
>be nigger
>have CP in PC
>get caught
Here I summarized it for you
So you're a pedo? Get fucked. No one cares about anything else.
> start taking meth and deferoxamine and try to better myself
user what the actual fuck is this line
You get what you deserve
why would he go to the police? what kind of porn was it user?
Child porn i assume.
Thats fucked up.
Dumb fuxk for keeping it
You were never free, user. Very, very few of us are
> start taking meth and deferoxamine and try to better myself
I come here because it's only place I can get lines like this spoken without irony.
normal porn is illegal in Senegal
What could anyone have that inspires such events? If your porn is that bad then you should welcome a reformation process outside of your control. Good luck Hunter.
This is why you download only BBC interracial cuckold porn and nothing else
Do you have a backup of porn folder? If you do post it
>be pedophile
>get caught and btfo
Well what'd you expect? Best thing to do now would be to hang yourself before the cops get there.
>start taking meth
It's not your fault you were born with a 2-digit IQ. Blame your negro DNA for that.
But THIS was YOUR CHOICE, brown thing!
Ruh roh. Good luck.
But abnormal porn is legal?
>had a chronic porn addiction
Oh fuck off. I've masturbated to videos of ballsacks getting cut off while hanging myself from the garage ceiling and I still managed to NOT fucking look up child porn. You have no excuses
go to church and repent
>Keeps CP for "sentimental value".
>Takes meth to "better himself".
Kek what type of sentence does your average nigger get for such a crime?
Would you be treated like a sex offender in other parts of the world?
LARP
Whatever third world crap hole your flag represents, they wouldn’t give a flying fuck what porn you have.
wait, so you're not a pedo. you got caught with normal porn?
>don't want to delete my porn folder due to sentimental value
The state of coomers. Is porn illegal in your country? Why would the police care?
The cunnypill should always be taken with a backup cyanidepill just in case
Goodbye, op
Can you skip to Gambia for a few days, lay low and rely on your friends/family feeling the ground for your (potential) return? Do you need to pick a lot of shut to skip?
so she went to the cops for regular ass porn you would find on like pornhub?
I doubt they can do anything about your supposed "illegal" porn
Instead you should press charges against her for stealing your laptop
Teach that dumb bitch a lesson for trying to ruin your life
*pack a lot of shit
PC* sorry
then escape, police wouldn't care about some nigger in big niggerstan
>chronic porn
This is a category I haven't looked at.
Is it like Down's Syndrome porn... but with fewer bicycles?
Get fucked pedo
This
deferoxamine potentiates meth and removes its neurotoxic effects. It works better than alcohol, try it out
he's arrested. he's gone.
Bruuuh what, if its not cp then i hope you nothing bad will happen to you, but if it is. Then fuck you.
I call BS. How is porn illegal in Senegal but prostitution isn't?
Tell them you were researching sex so you could be prepared for your wedding night
> checks flag
Was it CP or tranny/gay porn?
Either way, OP is going to end up beheaded with a rusty machete
Good luck
Porn isn't banned in Senegal. You sus
Based
tell the cops your gf put it in there to frame you. play dumb
What kind of porn did you have? Lmfao you retard you deserve this for being sentimental over porn ahahahaha
>beheaded with a rusty machete
they just did it outside his house. it's over.
Lmao fuckin gold
at least use Whonix if porn is illegal in your country you fucking retard
They just smoke weed
Its advertising for weed companies
Blame it on your GF. Checkmate.
Let this be a lesson to you, never trust a woman. Even if she claims she loves you she's lying. Women are incapable of seeing men as anything other than walking ATMs that are to be sacrificed or disposed of for the benefit of women.
Drive to The Gambia and wait it out
Hire a lawyer from there and have him deal with it while you chill on the beach
> regular porn
> Any Forums user
Yep he's got 2tb of normal foot and scat fetish
This. Say your gf can't stop downloading porn and has a fetish of being gangraped by the police.
Maybe not on paper, but local Muslim brotherhood leaders can wield huge influence in Senegal.