Why are Americans leftists so obsessed with Norway?

They always see Norway as some magical socialist democracy where everyone is welcome, everyone is rich and everything is free including the money. When in reality we have media and a government that reeks of corruption and globalism, and the population is largely homogeneous and wary of outsiders.
Why can't they just fuck off and leave us out of their shit politics?

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Are they?

When leftists here use Norway as an example, I always point out it's a monarchy.
Shuts them up quickly.

huh

I also point out there are all white and made their money off oil.

Not a great point desu, but if it works it works :D

Public opinion of monarchy in general is a lot worse here in the Americas. Considering how many families came here to escape their local monarchs, it makes sense.

My boss raves about Scandinavia, Canada, and New Zealand on a daily basis. It annoying as fuck, he's never been to any of them, but he thinks they're all glorious utopias while the US is a totalitarian shithole. He has no idea how far he is from the truth, but there's no convincing him. There's so many people like him here.

If you don't like the US, I can guarantee you that you won't like Canada either. We're almost an identical culture.

Redditors and leftists love sweden and norway, it‘s their paradise

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That's what I told him, Canada is just America with less freedom, but he just screams "Socialized medicine!!!!1" and thinks that somehow that'll solve all his life's problems.

Sweden also has a grenade attack epidemic.

we can't even find you on a map. only reason we might have a thing for norway is because epcot used to have a ride called malestrom at disney orlando. they staffed the ride with hot norwegian exchange students, and it was about epic shit like polar bears, trolls, and oil rigs. shit was cash. had a sick movie, too. desu I traveled to norway later in life because I went on that disney ride as a kid and then wanted to see the stuff like the viking museums in person.

norwegian government pulled the funding or something though a few years ago, and the ride got replaced with some elsa in norway thing, but yea the pavilion used to host norwegian dignitaries and all sorts of shit back in the 90s/2000s.

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Each province handles health care itself and even in the best provinces we end up having to cross the Southern border if we need good/prompt health care.

We are objectively better than you lot,
but not for the reasons your boss thinks

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the 2 things they hate the most

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kek
get enriched

They need a strawman to blame and a strawman to confirm their bias.
Norway is a far country and if they lie about it being "a progressist heaven" it's unlikely that someone exposes their bullshit and proves that they're lying.

the surprising enrichment was how many pakis you had in Oslo. other than that, country was very pleasant. lots of great museums, sightseeing, ferries and such. drove all the way up to Tromso. going to longyearbyen next year

I never think about norway

They’re the biggest hypocrites in the world. They finger their asses to the idea of the whitest countries. It’s bizarre…even spics and niggers fantasize about moving to some Nordic utopia

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>even spics and niggers fantasize about moving to some Nordic utopia
That's because we give them money

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Because they are inhuman disgusting faggot retards

drain the swamp

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It's everything they love about stability, wealth and culture but because it's only white people their brains cannot comprehend it. The very notion is antagonistic to the very axioms upon which they predicate their entire lives.
True story.

its just a 'free healthcare' bullshit. they also ignore all its failings, the fact they are huge oil producer and thus evil earth killing polluter. like all leftists, they are hypocrites and dont care. its why they all need to die.

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because we like to get high in scenic landscapes. and Norway seems like a pretty good place to get high by a river or an old tree or something.

why are you even here anyway? you should be by stream or a waterfall getting high with your friends.

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Norway is fucking expensive
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