Aus/pol/: counterfeit notes edition

ausbros i was given a counterfeit $5 the other day by coles. what the fuck bros they wouldnt take it back. counterfeit notes are increasing in australia. heres a video explaining how to spot a fake:

youtu.be/cDnmAylP35E

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Awesome, where do I acquire some fake notes?

Whats for dinner?

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I read online that they sell it on the darkweb. you pay a couple hundred in crypto or usd and they give you as much as you like

i had indian pussy for dinner. not sure how to explain the taste. but i gave her the fake $5 in return kek

White women pussy and shiraz

They have the English Queen on their currency but claim to be intependent?

stop using cash I guess
>but the banks
yeah yeah

Holy shit that video was incredible with its technical analysis, cheers user. :)

Picrel, It's my noveu moderñ interpretation of the classic surf and turf.

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who said we are independent? retarded kraut. shouldnt you be busy trying to heat up your home with wood?

I just want a GF how do I get one also I’m on the DSP and a neet

Thick dark labia.

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chinks at it again,

are you huwyte?

Canada, New Zealand and Jamaica have the same queen on their currency too.

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Bash them during sex they think that you love them or someshit and will do anything for you even give you money and shit it’s fucken mad

Stop nigger posting

t. incel on cenno that's never had sex

Get a negress user, they don't care if you're neet.

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Cant do it, the smell would be too much

McShit.
I regret it. I should of have had fruit. Even packet noodles would have been a better option.

Oh well just call up an escort and do the same thing it works just the same you have to believe the lie

>Thick dark labia.

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Don't worry, I'm sure she'll get used to your smell.

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>monkeypox about to be declared a pandemic (I reckon)
>Russia very confident, talking like they haven't even started yet
>Chink bank runs(s)
>Shinzo Abe assassination
>Sri Lanka pool party
>Hunter Biden saga continues
All of this within a week, I'm sure I'm missing heaps of shit. Not going to attribute this to CERN but holy fuck some big shit is happening.

>burger king
Pure class

Holy fuck why is auspol so fucking shit. It’s filled with a bunch of internet tough guys and most likely yuppies that’ll get their head stomped

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boomers will all get reincarnated as niggers

imagine your mum when she dies, then next day shes a nigger

being an australian incel is pretty hard m8

>packet noodles
what's your fav flavor and method of cooking?
Mine:
>boil maggi noodles in pot for 3 mins
>strain
>add teaspoon of butter to noodles
>sprinkle seasoning on noodles
>mix
>enjoy
I love oriental or chicken

australians are insecure and like to play up all the stereotypes

Kys you soft cunt

I love negresses where can I find them I’m a shy lil White boy

It's Hungry Jacks over here, should be called Hungry Pajeets though.

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why is there a kike posting pictures of niggers? this general is cancer and not pro-White.

I'm getting hard thinking about it.

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Are you the woman from the last thread?

At least its not nigger dicks this time