You will never be Hunter Biden. You have no prostitutes, no crack pipe, no digital records of your exploits left on a dozen lost laptops. You are a normal person not twisted by drug and sex addiction and still true to nature's perfection.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people call you a party pooper. You parents are proud of you, your "friends" laugh at your inability to provide drugs behind closed doors.
Hookers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed hookers to sniff out sexual frustration and cash with incredible efficiency. Even drug dealers who "party" look lame and poor to a high class escort. Your lack of position of board member on a Ukrainian energy company is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a Russian crack dealer home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he realizes you are not connected to a US politician.
