CERN

What REALLY happens down there?

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What level of explanation do you want.

give me the full monty, laddie, my body is ready.

As much as is feasibly conveyed through a Greek armpit hair knitting forum.

nothing it's a scam to launder money, like defense contracts and space programs

Physics.

Nice flag. LET ME INTO YOUR COUNTRY YOU CUNT

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there's this big circular thing where they accelerate particles. What they don't tell you is they bet insane amounts of money on the winning particle. It's the reason everything is so expensive nowadays, we're just funding gambling addicts

Some nerds ran some nuclear reaction in a supersmall scale. And their gauges showed some funny values to them.

Satanist pedo stuff.

Could they make a black hole that consumes Earth faster than my phones emergency notification system?

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There's several different versions of the world map on google right now.

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has anyone got the story from when they did the ritual n shit first time with the cern insider n it went all spoopy with one scientist appearing trapped in the tellie willa wonka style and one appearing i every room? was a cool story. i think ot was in /x/ or maybe Any Forums i think that vitalredpill dude even covered it. true or not was a cool story

Not unless all our knowledge of black holes is extremely wrong.

They do satanic rituals to try and summon the perfect GET

Apparently there is a hole somewhere in the machine, and if healthy male penis is inserted in it, the legend says that it feels almost identical to sticking it into cotton candy machine.

Maybe they already did.

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They accerates particles to verify theories in physics.

>What REALLY happens down there?
They are turn the frogs gay
This video sums it nicely.

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Ponderment, contemplation and rumination of orb.
All will ponder orb and despair.

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its uhhh *snifs* uhh LE SCIENCE OKAY!?

It's conCERNing.

I'll apply for an internship down there next year, will report back what I find.

You fucking gorilla nigger. There are high res versions of everything, you just can't see it because you haven't gone to the archives and taken scans of the negatives. Nor would they let your dumb gorilla nigger arse do it because you'd rub shit all over the plates.

>Asking Any Forums about theoretical physics
Nigger look around where you at.