What's the best way to charm a north European girl

Every time I approach one I either talk to myself or they barely respond. Any way to fix this? I've heard about autism being common in these countries but god damn you people need to learn to have some fun

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be brown

You're too swarthy for them, Turkopoulos.

be a somalian refugee

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wow what a strong square jawline
do german women really

You need to have a big nigger cock.

this girl has had more cock run through her than there is water in the sea thanks to this picture getting around user.

Give them the feeling that rape could start any second.

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damn right

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The magical pickup line for German girls is: "Ich habe drei Eier"
Never failed to get me laid

be a nigga

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disgusting white looking niggers I never understood the appeal. Stick to med woman Greek bro

>What's the best way to charm a north European girl

Why would you even want to?

She looks psychotically stuck up -- shun her to death

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Sie mussen alle Eier essen

You're just ugly you stupid fuck. There's no trick to it. You either are attractive to women or you aren't. There's no magic trick, no thing to say, no secret way around it. They don't want to have fun with (you) because you are a genetic abomination and it's clear just by a single look that your genes are shit and don't need to be passed on. Women want a tall "Chad" because of genetics and breeding instincts. I have to politely turn women down constantly, and be vocal about my relationship status to avoid sexual advances- you know why? Because I'm attractive. You aren't. Seethe, cope, and sob into your anime pillow.

become a negro

Lol

Get her drunk. I scored so many on our seaside over the years, people on vacation just want to fuck, simple as.

Amazing how shills jump right on

if you try and charm a girl she will never respect you at all

Fat wads and a big bag of cocaine

be a tall white germanic chad.

Zozzle

do you ever even sleep?
Because I don't either.

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too soft.

The leftshit propaganda isn't true, Northern Europeans are racist as fuck but we're also polite so we don't show it

Expect for us finns, we're pretty openly racist when needed

>What's the best way to charm a north European girl
Why would you, they are one of the most boring people I ever met. Med girls are a lot more fun

I wouldn't know.
Never had any success with them.
Even when they like me and show signals and are open to business.

Don't be a swarthy med.

>Amazing how shills jump right on
Anacleto, you are not exactly the smartest...

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sometimes
nah, just right

Oof, gonna be a hard one.
First off, no debts.

Mein Sack der hat drei Eier.
Drei Eier hat mein Sack.

cope

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>chadbaby machine
Jawohl.

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