You can bring only one item for the Apocalypse

I can make one of those trusty shovel's using my trusty Axe.

>You can bring only one item for the apocalypse
The United States Army

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Sonic Screwdriver

Congratulation. You have run out of fuel and been shot down by packs of feral niggers.

this nigger is tying obsidian to a stick, laugh at him, anons, he took stone over the cold-forged steel

A blow up sheep doll. She'll be my only love in the cold cold nights.

a slide thread

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I can't pick between a spear, a bat, or an e-tool.

Detonate it with a rock? lol

Some sounding rods to use on my stress relief pain toy victim. Very essential for mental health

Probably a flint. I don't trust my ability to make a fire through friction alone

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dont pick then

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Time machine.

yeah you can buy them online, but now there's a bunch of counterfeit ones that break after a day of use

If we can have military vehicles I'll choose an aircraft carrier
>capable of operating for over 20 years without refueling
>unlimited seafood
>safe from niggers since they can't swim
>based anons can land their apaches on the deck

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Sorry no tranny, nigger, kike threads for you.

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>that axe looks flimsy and shitty as fuck.
it's a war hatchet, or tomahawk. They were used in the U.S. since colonial times through the revolutionary war. It is a very nicely made example. You don't know what you are talking about.

i just love her

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A case of wine. I know how to make many kinds of alcohol and well. No I wont teach you. Let's talk over our arrangement, axeanon, while we sip on this cabernet.

Okay then but what about sea monsters.

Cozy little rig ya got their...too bad bullets count as separate items.

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Remember you aren't allowed any bullets past what it can hold just like I'm not allowed fresh tires.

what scared to comment on my fatmax xtreme?
oh shit i got trips on it nice

I choose this

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Does Home Depot sell these in Canuckistan?

blanket

Possibly the most based item here

Antibiothics lots...

i think that is considered to dangerous for canuks to even think about owning but it should

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I only need one thing

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Prolly my Leatherman.

Fixed cars with it, fixed guns with it, fixed computers with it. Can use it to cut and strip wire (Less good for crimping but that's not really an issue). Lots of practical uses.

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Cunny

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if you get one of them go with Tactical Tailor on it

I choose my megumin doll

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AR-15 or a P90

Anything else I need I can take, but if I'm unarmed, I'm fucked

Lol, I've felled hundreds of tree's with it no problem. It's high carbon heat treated steel, man.

Like she was hit with a mayonnaise truck.

Based, but how are you going to protect her?

Yeah those things are awesome. Love my Surge

Got my greatsword ready, let's fucking GOOOOO

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>You don't know what you are talking about.
I know. I said that. Still looks like a lotr prop.

Train her to be a ninja.

silt

Thanks fren, i am taking no chances with some hoes, pickaxes and choppers.

Cast iron pot.
Enjoy your dysentery.

Towel.

YOU CAN USE IT TO DIG THE LATRINE!!!

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Based, heres my fumo

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Ex-wife is usually the best melee weapon. Runner up is this multi-tool, which is great to remodel her bathroom in the house you used to own so you can pay the alimony.

Captcha - HPV V8

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It's a tomahawk fatso. It'll work fine to bury it in your face.