Who is the patron saint of Any Forums?

Possible candidates
King Saint Louis IX
>Was a medieval monarch
>Went on crusade twice
>Presided over the Disputation of Paris(trial of the talmud) which resulted in mass burning of jewish texts and persecution of jews
>Disputation of paris is where St Louis made his famous quote about laymen not attempting to argue with blasphemers and should instead just run them through
St Isidore of Seville
>dubbed patron saint of the internet by Pope John Paul II due to his association with information and learning
St Olaf
>King of Norway
>was a literal Viking, even after converting.

Any other ideas?
Pagans choose a patron god or goddess

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Saint Hitler the 1st

Its always been Saint Jackson
Any Forums calls the hard truth no one wants to face and makes the equitable decision everyone thinks is horrible.

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Jesus Christ is our Patron, our Saint, our King & our God.

Here's some more ideas
St. Thomas More, because he's the patron saint of statesmen and politicians.
St. Edward the Confessor as patron of kings and monarchs/other autocratic rulers.
St. Ulphia because she's the patron saint of frogs

St Simon of Trent

St. Jude Thaddeus

I don't think that Thomas Jackson, while based, is venerated by any denomination(or religion for that matter) that I know of.

Why?
Give reasons for your patron saint suggestions

Who the fuck is Thomas Jackson?
Andrew Jackson is a man recognized by history as standing with God and doing what is right and just, he was America's St. Patrick.

This one doesn't need an explanation.

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my mistake lol

Bumping for St Louis because the city is garbage but lou IX was a real one.

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> 1226
> Louis IX
ISHYGDDT

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what seems to be the issue?

fun fact: he had 11 children

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>Who is the patron saint of Any Forums?
There can be only one, and is is LORD KEK.
He is the God of Chaos, and he does it for the lulz.

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based

Prometheus

Not mine, I don't worship a rabbi

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>Long Live King SLIX
>Long Live King SLIX
>Long Live King SLIX


Licks, licks, licks boy pon your backside
Licks, licks, licks boy pon your backside
Listen to the fader, Shaheed lets it glide
Tip the earthly body
Heaven's on my side
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>check the neck

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All praise St. Davis of the Third Temple! Patron Saint of schizoposters and Nemesis of the glowniggers.

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St Anthony the Great.
First Monk (incel).
Think everyone is crazy but him.
Dude is pre Pol