STATE BANTER THREAD Eristics Edition

The mods have yet to give us STATE FLAGS.

>Your favorite state
>Why are you or why aren't you living there
>What do you love and hate about it
>Convince a Any Forumsitician to come visit or stay away
>Write a tourism slogan for or against the state

Reminder that DC and its glowniggers will hold no authority ITT.

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>Maryland
>Live here, raised here, my job is here
>love: parts of the culture, the weather, crabs
>hate: The niggers, the liberals that run and ruin the state
>The land of pleasant living
>I dunno you might like it here for the old bay seasoning

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Checked, too bad baltimore and prince george county ruin the state

You forget that Montgomery County is our kike epicenter

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Northern Appalachia, pretty nice here outside the DC glownigger hive elephant in the room.
The mountains and hills naturally repel them.
Poor but comfy except it's too fucking hot right now.
The Ohio River is disgusting and the single strongest driving force driving me closer and closer to ecoterrorism.
Stay away we're full.

Texas. Just recently moved here. Fuck you, I'm not leaving. Kill all Californians.

We need state flags.

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Also, I like the economic opportunity, and food.

No, you need to be carpet bombed.

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FUCK YOU.

I'll describe the region I am in.
- Mid-Atlantic South
- I was born here. I haven't moved because of economics and family live here
- Love: I am familiar with things, I am mostly adapted to culture here. The food is good
- Hate: Summertime. It is hot and humid, you also have to constantly fight against bugs. Many people are moving here it is getting more crowded by the year.
- It is a bit simpler than other regions, but that is part of a good thing. The leftists are primarily concentrated in large urban cities.
- Tbh I am open to moving away to a different state. I don't like all the problems I listed. At the same time I am used to it at this point.

Why are you dividing Texas into different zones? Oh that's right, you're a kike

Makes sense jews would be near dc

Cincinnati and the rest of the Ohio valley is Upper South

Living on the edge of two. Do I want Deep South or Texas Heartland when the war starts?

Region 26 is the best, but we’re unfortunately full. State flags would finally allow me to post under a rare-ish flag.

Central Florida here. The only culture we have is old faggots who golf, college kids who do nothing and are boring, and spick Mexicans who are 4 feet tall goblinoids

I wish there was some culture, but most places I go are culturally dead.

Seems pretty accurate
No thank you, I don't want AIDs.

>north Alabama and Mississippi
>deep south

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The sugarlands and lubbock are not even remotely similar. We've got actual christian fundementalists in these here parts. Women cover up around here you nigger kike faggot.

Bold claim for a state with a third world power grid

>Oklahoma
Let me tell you about featherniggers and why they're worse than spics.

I'm a Texan, always wanted to move to WA. Absolutely beautiful scenery, just a shame about the people.

Atleast we have water and electricity unlike a certain haven for worthless faggots.

It'll only take one million adult texans to flip washington state blue user

>Your favorite state
Alaska
>Why are you or why aren't you living there
I am living here
>What do you love and hate about it
Love: freedom
Hate: the welfare mentality of the libs who never leave the cities
>Convince a Any Forumsitician to come visit or stay away
Fuck off we're full
>Write a tourism slogan for or against the state
Fuck off we're full

Go on...

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Lets here it user

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5 reporting in

Lol fucking deep purple state you're in there big hat. Better stop the spics from crossing the border, oh wait you're importing libs from California too. Fucking cowards. Texas used to be a man's state, now yall are just 2oz of brains in ten gallon hats

It appears our superiority has led to some controversy

Born and raised in DFW, I like (some) of the suburbs, Dallas sucks and is full of niggers, Fort Worth is less niggers but has gotten much more liberal over the years. I guess it's cheap for good living, good food, a lot to do in one state.

>Southern Great Plains
No such thing
Dakotas are the only Great Plains
Also Frontierfags rise up

I just noticed there's only Americans ITT so I am immigrating in and bringing the mafia with me

Not even close

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not again

>superiority
>cant even water his grass, and his house is on fire.

At least the Italian mafia respected order and family, even if you are all a bunch of greasy high end spics you're still better than the damn jungle bunnies

Question: will the mafia kills jews and niggers?
Second question: what will the mafia do to people who put pineapple on pizza?

Based, use them to battle against the cartel