I work for a company that is quite large that deals with financial services that I'm sure you all have heard of (no I won't be naming it) and I have just possibly tanked my entire professional career by saying "nigger" in front of not only the entire H.R department, but the VP.of the company.
We just got done wrapping up is most likely the biggest deal of our quarter, so we went out to a bar by the office to all have some drinks and celebrate. I started off with liquor -- bad move. I got drunk as a fuck almost immediately. Embarrassingly so. That wasn't an issue until I started sharing my thoughts on the client we just had, the president of which, was black.
There was this dude he hung out with in Cky called "Mike Vallely", and he was the douchiest blowhard I've ever seen.
He was a 5'8" balding manlet who looked like he hit the gym maybe twice a week to do only chest and arms, and he would get super aggro over nothing in order to look like the "tough one" of the crew; which isn't really much of an accomplishment, because the bar isn't set very high in the first place. His accomplishments included scattering 4 timid teenagers by flailing his arms like a windmill, and shoving a middle-aged mall cop away while the security guard was just trying to do his job.
He also had a brief stint as a hockey enforcer, where presumably his appreciation for violence might serve some sort of purpose, but then, to absolutely NO ONE'S surprise, the MOMENT he had to fight someone as strong, or stronger than him, who was equally as fond of violence as he was, he got his shit pushed in regularly. Never won a single fucking hockey fight in his life and was CONSTANTLY getting thrown to the ice.
The guy was the definition of coked up blowhard.
Mike Vallely, ladies and gentlemen. A possible contender for "faggiest skater in all of existence". Possibly faggier than even Bam Marg
386187518 Faggot, I hope a manlet tries to fuck your mom
Michael Collins
Don't apologize, just look for another job. Apologizing would be an admission of guilt, as if you did some heinous thing, that shit happens to me all the time as a Korean. Nigger nigger nigger nigger see it slipped
Anthony Sanchez
Back in the high school timeline, Mike V. was a cool skater, but in this one he's just a gay douchebag.
Alex, I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $1000
Samuel Russell
Based and Mikey V pilled.
Samuel Jackson
This one's pretty easy to get out of. Just say the world was less socially aware back then and you accidentally slipped back into using the lexicon due to spending time there nostalgically (whether it be on Any Forums or with old high school buddies). Then say your African-American friend was very saddened when it slipped out and since then, you've never said it again until now, and that you're sorry to them and any African-American you could have offended. Also say that you aren't racist if needed and say that back then teenagers growing up often used "slurs" to each other but never meant anything by it and we were all miseducated as kids.
You're back to being a blue pill in their mind
Gavin Barnes
You're an idiot. Don't use alcohol as an excuse to blurt out profanities among coworkers. If you haven't brushed up on your resume you might want to do that immediately. How do you lack that much control when you're inebriated? Play within your limits and treat all coworkers during off work hours as an extension of the workplace. You can't trust anyone, perhaps childhood friends but even then. HR may as well be considered the 7th branch of the US armed forces to push their woke ideals down every citizens throats. These are the type of people that are going to hinder your ability to employment assuming you live in NYC area. Start looking for jobs in the South.
It is what it is man. Some people probably thought it was funny but they couldn't publicly admit it. I said rapefugee once instead of refugee kek.
Evan Morales
>tripfag Didnt read
Ryder Bell
It's alright to tell me What you think about jews I won't try to argue Or hold it against you I know that they're subvervise You must have your reasons The season is callin The gas is filling The jews are fallin down
The steps that I retrace The smug look on their face The timing, and structure Did you hear that chimneys not even attached ? A day late, a shekel short I'm writing the report On losing WW2, and failing When I move, I'm farting now
Blake Foster
I'm sorry OP, you're never going to change the opinion of those 96 bitter beings. It's time to move on.
Jordan Allen
I never understood "Ice Hockey fights" Leafs and Amerimutts always talk about them. Surely half of it is just luck as in who slips over seeing as you're literally on ice? Also surely mass plays a bigger role than a fight on "land" because of lack of friction and transference of momentum?
Jordan Gray
Imagine if this thread gets to stay at the top but my pedophile exposition thread keeps constantly getting pruned by jannies. sage kys slide thread
Michael Davis
>There was this dude he hung out with in Cky called "Mike Vallely", and he was the douchiest blowhard I've ever seen. >Mike Vallely, ladies and gentlemen. A possible contender for "faggiest skater in all of existence". Possibly faggier than even Bam Marg Kek, havent seen one of these in a while
Tyler Moore
All I heard was "I'm a faggot and homeless now"
William Torres
I one time said the n-word at work but luckily it was just me and my friend I made in school, who also managed to get a job where I work, in a car. That’s why I don’t like saying the N word even here, when you make it a normal part of your vocab it WILL come out in public, it’s just a matter of when. Which is why I prefer saying “jogger”
Carson Collins
Is there more?
Fuck it just roll with it till they fire you. Identify as black and female while you are at it.
Juan Moore
I work in the trades, and we swear like sailors all the time. I have to constantly be on my guard when I'm in formal and professional settings to not start dropping F bombs. Casual slurs happen on the jobsite too, mostly in mutual put-down comradery with no actual hate behind it. I participate, but I make a deliberate point to never actually speak the forbidden words out loud. Partly it's so I don't become habituated and let my tongue slip in polite company, and partly it's in case there's any HR rats skulking about (unusual amongst roughnecks, but not unheard of to have a passive aggressive pussy tattle because of a slight).
