Take a pew, children! It's time for science class

Take a pew, children! It's time for science class.

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I know that you're trying to mock Christianity and all here, but consider: God is outside of time and space, and not bound by them. He could absolutely have made an Earth that is 6,000 years old, containing fossils that are millions of years old, and He could do it all last Tuesday, and we'd never be able to tell the difference because, from our perspective, it's always been like that.

Don't try to use chronological rationality on a Being that is literally timeless and eternal. Where we're going, all of your knowledge and wisdom and rationality avails you nothing.

C4 dating has been proven to be total bullshit.

Stratigraphy is also bullshit. They get the dates wrong by assuming the landscape formed slowly over aeons and not through violent events. They've dated brand new rocks from recent volcanic eruptions as tens of thousands of years old.

Cope and seethe tranny.

The 1.2 million year old jaw bone and 1.4 million year old cheekbone both anatomically correct found in Spain means that europeans that looked like us lived side by side with dinosaurs and survived living with them and the cataclysm.

>Humans riding/eating/raping dinosaurs is now cannon

You two christcucks need to kill yourselves. Youre an embarrassment to this already shit board. Wew lad how far Any Forums has fallen

the funny thing is while plebbitors high five each other over how dumb christian science is, carbon dating and fossil dating in particular is actually very iffy and hardly merits the cocksurety they have

>Women can become men

Yeah, you're a real scientist I'm sure lmao

Daily reminder that the Darwinian theory of evolution is accepted by the true Church of Christ.

The American Church on the other hand... Well, there's no accounting for the stupidity of the wilfully circumcised non-Jew.

Darwins theory has kind of fallen apart because of this

Found the satanic juden simp faggot

Young earth theory actually makes more sense than the big bang.

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but also "6000" year number was devised by a friar who was high on ergot, it makes no sense. He assumes 6 days were really 6 actual days, even though day and night didnt exist for one of them.

Lmao
>Op

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I love how even scientists say "Well dating isn't accurate" then proceed to literally legislate mandatory teachings on how it is the truth

You dug up a rock, you don't know where it came from you fucking retards

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You're going to reject the entire, completely observable and practically theoretically impervious artifice of natural selection because of the work of Mexican "scientists"?

Okay, user. It's your choice.

>God is outside of time and space, and not bound by them
Wow that's a really convenient explanation that you totally made up out of nothing in order to save face. Too bad you have no proof or precedent to make such a statement, eh?

No, really. PROVE that things can exist and not bound by space and time. Surely you have proof right? (Gonna go ahead and guess that your proof will be in the form of calling me names).

>C4 dating
Too bad they use potassium-argon then. Debunk that method, kiddo.

>smartest christians

>another retard saying "carbon dating"
That just proves why you're in the position you are in. You have NO CLUE about the actual science.

lmfao imagine being the guy whose entire religion is based on potassium-assgone

Ah yes the classic strawman attack. "Everyone who isn't in my cult is a blue haired feminist edgelord.

Sorry, pal. Trannies don't exist and neither does your god. Conservative as fuck and anti-jew. That's why I'm better than you. You literally worship a jew. Oops looks like you're fresh out of arguments- TIME TO CALL ME NAMES lol.

Nowhere in the Bible does it say the earth is thousands of years old.

that's what people call radiocarbon dating braindead reddit nigger

Ken Ham is actually pretty cool. I really liked that debate he did with Bill Nye. I honestly dont believe half of what either of those guys said but it was entertaining af.

Lmao you have got to be kidding

>he sides with the memeflaggot over a genuine poster
NGMI

>He could absolutely have made an Earth that is 6,000 years old, containing fossils that are millions of years old, and He could do it all last Tuesday, and we'd never be able to tell the difference because, from our perspective, it's always been like that.
Good point, there is also an idea in mainstream physics that worlds like this can spontaneously appear by quantum fluctuations. So that rather than living here for all these years, we recently fluctuated into existence with those memories, an earth that's billions of years old, etc
The interesting thing is that according to our current theories, it's more likely that we are a fluctuation like this than for us to actually be in a "young universe" 13 billion years from the start
This paradox is called Boltzmann brains