They will not pick a bloody fucking poo, though if they must then I hope it is mummy Patel.
Anyway, let's look at our realistic (white...?) options:
Penny Mordaunt:
>support for stricter refugee policy
>support for less immigration
>support for mass surveillance
>loves trannies
>paddy
>wants to lessen the dole
>wants schools to be able to do their own thing
>voted against investigations into the iraq war
>wants to increase VAT (communism)
>pro-brexit
Tom Tugendhat:
>support for stricter refugee policy
>support for less immigration
>support for mass surveillance
>against council governance
>against affirmative action
>jew
>wants to lessen the dole
>voted against investigations into the iraq war
>very anti-china
>doesn't want to increase VAT
>pro-brexit
Grant Shapps:
>inconsistent stance on poofters
>against affirmative action
>support for stricter refugee policy
>marginal support for less immigration
>support for mass surveillance
>has an ego
>jew
>wants to lessen the dole
>inconsistent stance on investigations into the iraq war
>against the 21st century anti-terrorism laws
>inconsistent stance on lobbyism
>wants schools to be able to do their own thing
>wants to increase VAT (communism)
>weakly pro-brexit
Jeremy Hunt:
>mostly pro-poofter
>against affirmative action
>support for stricter refugee policy
>support for stricter immigration policy
>mostly supportive of mass surveillance
>basically against welfare, tells the councils it's their job
>wants to restrict third parties
>against the 21st century anti-terrorism laws
>mostly against lobbyism
>wants investigations into the iraq war
>wants schools to be able to do their own thing
>wants to increase VAT (communism)
>but wants to raise the personal allowance
>pro-brexit
For me, it's Hunt as first pref and then Tugendhat. Then again Tugendhat is very anti-China, so actually for me it's Tugendhat. Unless... Fuck, these choices are shit!