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Russia is building ‘Kalina’ Laser System That Can Permanently Blind Enemy Satellites
Asher Brown
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Brayden Lee
Good if I could knock every satellite from the sky I would….
Kevin Green
Yeah but pne would think that satellites would already have over-voltage protection because of cosmic rays.
Thomas Murphy
Just like the Chinese "laser AK" revolutionized small arms, right?
Brandon Mitchell
in proper sci-fi settings ships have multiple sets of backup sensors behind armor that can be extended outside
Cooper Mitchell
Back in reality it will just be some shell suit wearing gopnik waving a fake Chinese made maglight on the back of a pickup truck.
Get fucked Ivan, your nation has always been a joke.
Daniel Martinez
>can't blind synthetic aperture radar
>the fastest growing form of ground imaging for the NRO
So they can blind maybe a few KH-11s, doesn't do shit against radar based imaging.
Another example of Russian technology being behind the times, since it would've been useful back in 84 when all satellites used optical imaging.
To make matters worse, spy satellites can only be blinded if the laser is within the focal range of the satellite. Otherwise, the laser would just get reflected off the sides.
Adrian Nelson
>*puts mirror in front of satellite*
heh, nothing personnel, laserfags
Anthony Jenkins
Oh, Sweet Summer Child. If you only knew what is in those 2 C-5s at Kirkland.
Jason Peterson
OMG KATALINA + T14s will surely annihilate Ukraine, Nato and USA this time
Landon Ross
sufficiently powerful laser weapon will blow up the mirror because of imperfections and dust on surface, also, things like x-ray and gamma ray laser will simply pass through
Jacob Mitchell
They basically cover the exterior of spy satellites in either mylar, or aluminium panels, often painted in a reflective compound.
This is to deflect as much heat away from the mirror array and instruments as possible. If it shrugs off unfiltered sunlight, it can shrug off a laser.
Camden Walker
>it can shrug off a laser.
maybe this thing, but not a proper laser weapon
Ryan Sanders
We overrode MAD 17 years ago and Russia has been living on borrowed time ever since. It's just easier, funnier and less costly to watch them crumble from within than to go on the offensive. The squirrel gathers his nuts for the winter. Lol. Lmao.
Josiah Thomas
>no one gives a shit about their nukes anymore
>w-we've got space lasers
lmao
Dylan Johnson
>crumble from within
you are one to talk
Adrian Sullivan
>w-we've got space lasers
its a ground laser
Carter Morales
Proper laser weapons don't exist.
The atmosphere is too dense, and refraction basically guarantees a beam spreads out and loses its energy.
Even with chemical based lasers, the inverse square law basically prevents lasers from being a viable form of anti-satellite weapons.
They have been promised since the days of the Star Wars program, and since then, the only successful anti-satellite weapons have been all missile based.
Benjamin Carter
>to be finished in 2150, if theres still a russia around then
Oliver Wood
>he thinks Germany is at the table
Do everything in your power to relocate your family and close friends to either France or Poland.
William Lee
>Americans on homocide watch
Xavier Morris
but it shoots in space and it sounds more intimidating than some fucking ground laser
Benjamin Lopez
>blind
and suddenly we have orbital chain reaction that eventually destroys every satellite and creates a debris field that wont allow any rockets or shuttles through for the next millennia
Cooper Thomas
Why are they embarrassing themselves like this?
Jordan Robinson
>Americans on suicide watch
They are?
Wyatt Kelly
space laser is a laser system in space, a shark laser is a laser weapon system mounted a shark, not one that shoots at sharks
Eli Long
Can it burn the message on the moon surface? Like someone tongue someone's something?
Jaxon Morris
I think this is fantastic. Someone needs to keep the US and it's minions in check
Chase Torres
Yes. And the US already has a functioning one.
Julian Myers
probably not
Grayson Young
Do nukes rely on sat navigation? hypothetically speaking if some country disabled all GPS sats, would nukes still be able to fly?
Blake Martinez
Then it's pointless garbage
Carter Thompson
Look into the concept of Electromagnetic Missiles. With pulsed wideband frequencies can propagate as far as we choose. They don't lose energy like continuous wave beams. I think it's mostly applied to microwave frequency, but also could work with infrared or optical lasers.
Noah Miller
GPS satellites don't need optics, they send radio signals, they don't receive any data