What's happening to the English language?

What's happening to the English language?

"Come with?" Come with what? Who? How is it merely "come with" now? "We're going to the store if you want to come with." And?

"Literally?" Why is everything "literally" something now?

"Bucket?" Why has "bucket" replaced the word "collection," and why bucket? Why not "basket" or "box" or "bundle?" What half-assed motivational speaker started this trend?

How is it "ask" has replaced the word "request?" "The only ask was to have a larger dildo in the office." It sounds absolutely retarded.

"You got this," "we got this," "I got this." When I was a kid, I got a lot of shit for using the word "got," but now these ebonically derived phrases are universal. I even hear them in contemporary period movies from eras well before their use began.

And pronouns now? When I hear someone referring to an obvious man as "they" repeatedly, I stop listening. And Ze, zem, zir? Go fuck yourself.

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>Ambidextrous people seething
Based news paper

Ever read 1984?
Control the language, control the thoughts inside people's heads

You are happening to it, mutt. Don't think we've forgotten or forgiven the "I could care less" cancer.

The jew bro has it right. This is actually why they contradict themselves so much. If they get people to agree with two conflicting statements, they have further unlocked their minds to be fucked with as much as they want.

>they have further unlocked their minds to be fucked with as much as they want.
Precise! This is Soviet-tier propaganda designed to demoralize you.
The newspapers reports an increase in production of all foodstuff but the store around the block is nearly empty.
Forcing you to lie to live is a potent demoralization tool

>"I could care less" cancer.
i thought i was the only one.
I was 10 years old when i realized i hated people who used that phrase

I never used that phrase. It was always self evident to me that it was wrong.

stop bragging
>Soviet-tier
its the Jews and you know it

I'm not sure all this is motivated by some sinister force intent on controlling people's minds. I would think it's more due to laziness, and low intelligence as facilitated by lack of reading and constant use of social media.