This is Telluride, Colorado. It's rated as the happiest, most high-trust town in the US...

This is Telluride, Colorado. It's rated as the happiest, most high-trust town in the US. The rate of gun ownership here is 93%. It had just two murders in 2021.

Any guesses why?

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Is that a Masonic lodge to the right side of the road?

No niggers?

I'm sure it has something to do with ice hockey

No niggers in this town?

Altitude?

Looks like it.

A lack of something that starts with N and rhymes with chiggers?

well i'm guessing the two murders were spic related or a murder-suicide

Is that Dante's Peak in the background?

>Any guesses why?
High cost of living?

Lots of weird ass people go there to flex their lambos and ferraris on the street. The town was never built for that. The only good thing about that town was it's once afforable ski slopes and the fact that Ingo Swann was born there.

No

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Affluence.

More specifically the lack of economic and social wanting. Needs are mostly met. Some are richer than others, but everyone wakes up in the morning without much of an existential worry.

100% of the population support israel?

>2 murders in a town in a single year is normal in America
My town's last murder was in 1997

The town is a fucking hippy hole, but there's some fun 4 wheelin and a friggin awesome hot spring in Ouray right next door

2 murders per year is insane.
If there is a murder in my town, it's a major news story. There hasn't been one in at least 10 years.

>It had just two murders in 2021.
>Any guesses why?
Because of guns?

It won't be the happiest after a spell of heavy rains- you're gonna get one massive landslide wiping out that shitty looking village.

it's a town they don't have villages in the US

50% of jews in israel look like literal inbreds so I only support the 5% khazar milkers.