>land of the free
Land of the free
>land of the sneed
>builds city in desert
>"muh lawn!!"
Leaded gasoline was a bad idea.
That what happens when you build a giant city in/on the edge of a desert
And you don't know how to web search for solutions.
Kek imagine him driving by a super soaker fight.
What does he even do?
>If Only You Knew How Bad Things Really Are.
Believe it or not, there are very wealthy people who end up fined tens of thousands of dollars for watering their shit non-stop all day.
>oy, do you 'ave a loicense for that bo'ole of wa'er?
Except this is america
This can’t be real, can it? I don’t even know anymore.
Dont tell me my taxes pay for this shit
Fug u water boi *drinks*
The only yard visible is a rock lawn
>Believe it or not, there are very wealthy people who end up fined tens of thousands of dollars for watering their shit non-stop all day.
Thats retarded. Why would it not be expensive if it was that rare
Americans have weird censorship about cursing and nudity. They are like white talibans.
Only desert cities next to rivers should have lawns. Phoenix and Tucson shouldn’t even exist.
very wealthy people don't get fined. poor people get fined. that's how it works, enough of your lies.
I think you're severely misunderestimating the wealth gap in this country.
What the fuck are you faggots talking about
It's totally reasonable to police water use in the American West. In fact it is essential. Libertarianism is basically a fun idea, but in the real world there are so many exceptions that require state intervention that, eh, what are you gonna do.
I seriously don't understand how a world that is 90 percent water is struggling with water.. Shows how fucking lazy the entire society has become.
yeah that's not true though, they get fined and then they get their political pals to scrub their record.
FUCK YOU ITS MY WATER ILL DO WATEVER THE FUCK I WANT WITH IT
fines dont bother the super rich. driving tickets? psha, 500, 1000, 10000? water off a ducks ass. fines are to keep the proles in line. nothing more.
>nestle corporation buys entire lakes of water for peanuts
>random suburban plebs are policed to make sure they don't use too much water
Hell on earth
How can I waste more water pol? Tell me.
No im not
flush after ever piss, double rinse your laundry, water front and rear lawns all day, be ungovernable.
The amount of people who can brush off 10k fines is quite small
You water is in our cup.
>live near an ocean
>don't have any water
not here in CA. fuckers are everywhere.
A monkey wrench and a fire hydrant
Many tards don't understand this. Especially impossible to explain to some boomers.
>but it is not a price of doing it it is a fine and punishment look he paid 1000 that will surely hit him and his millions like the pleb that earns 1000 per month
>own $800,000 property
>cant afford $1,000 a year to get tankers of desalinated water delivered.
literally no exuse for not turning your desert into a tropical paradise.
Fucking move the Mississippi water outflow west already so this drought ends.
>desalinated water
its a meme and dosent work.
....desalination doesn't work?
it does work but the water produced is not enough.
>not enough.
For what?
Lawns, Parks, Swimming Pools etc.
Well just get more
Now I’m flushing twice for absolutely no reason
Lol they dont even need to do that. My cunt of a dad has six figures of fines hes never paid that I'll have to when I inherit and his childhood buddy's father killed like 60-70 people with a dam project his company embezzled on and the EPA pinned it on the guy and his father. Guy's family still lives in a home I guarantee is larger than yours in a place 12x as expensive per foot. Fines are literally for poor people or honest ones with how easy they are to waive or reduce. Christ my father has owed me and my brother almost 200k for 20 years now.
yea thats why it would be more cost effective to make a canal from the missisipi to lake mead and turn the west coast green again.
Where can I get one of these pathetic government jobs that I can just piss around and pretend I'm doing something. Imagine actually thinking you are an authority on someone using water in their own home. I'd let people do whatever they wanted while collecting an easy paycheck.
>Guy's family still lives in a home I guarantee is larger than yours in a place 12x as expensive per foot
the only humorous thing in this thread is how you just presumed to know who I really am.