What the fuck is a camp host?

I still burn shit even when we have a burn ban in effect so good luck with that.

tell these hoes if they wanna reduce their carbon footprint to go live in the woods ala caveperson

I think we should round up all these “people” and burn them in a campfire to reduce their carbon footprint and make a greener and more sustainable environment. If they want to make these absurd sacrifices then they might as well go all the way…

>ban all campfires
Guess what? It's not the first country to think about it. Israel has banned campfires, especially during a specific holiday.

Which kike holiday?

This is the ultimate problem with central planning and the bureaucratic state: people who have little to no practical knowledge in X are nonetheless promoted to oversee and regulate X. This is one of the main reasons communism fails.

Women's anxiety will be the end of democracy.
>I'm nervous
>Better use state power to alleviate my anxiety
Just lol

That's not an unpopular opinion, it's a stupid one. There's a big difference.

BAN FOOD. HUmans eating food causes their metabolism to rise which increases body temperature which increases total heat in the world.

>heat generated from masturbating kids
Yes it exists and during summers the heat is only getting worse

i said teens not kids you fucking kike

Think of all their farts and co2 from respirating we could prevent. Genocide is very environmentally friendly

ל"ג בעומר
This is the holiday where jews start campfires to commemorate the 3rd jewish-roman war

Are you a nonce?

>i said teens, not kids you fucking kikes
Yes, and what is a teen exactly? A fucking kid that grows up physically retarded mutt.

Women using the government to ban everything men like is how you get mass shootings.
The war on terrorism/gun violence can't be won until men can just express themselves again with plastic straws, cheap gasoline and no seat belts

is this political?

Indeed it is, user. Indeed it is.

globalists hate and fear the outdoorsman

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>are you a nonce
Yes he is. I barely expect anything from americans.

Haha, i hate these people so much it’s unreal.

Why would you celebrate the Bar Kokhba revolt?

Well there are laws against it so yes. Why do you look short though?

Are they worried about the CO2 emissions from a tiny ass campfire? Lol. A single diesel locomotive literally puts out millions of times more.

Can we please disenfranchise women already?

camp host is a faggot boomer who drives up and down the camp sites all day and screams at you if your fire is too big or you have any logs hanging over the side of your firepit

Everything is political nowadays.
>Should digging holes be illegal?

>no seat belt
Agreed, the only reason women want to ban campfire is because they want to ban what's fun for men. At a certain point there will be a mass rape at this pace.

lol in a california summer we burned a fire during a burn ban and in the morning some boomer came yelling at the top of his lungs practically crying telling us to put it out. we were telling him its fine (its contained in a metal campfire spot) but he was about to have a heart attack over it so he screeched his tires going back down the hill to call the fire department. two whole fucking engines worked their way up the windy trail because he probably said that people were starting fires.
it was the morning we were leaving so they just said put it out and leave.

Nooooo you can't make a natural fire!!!! Buy Chinese made heckin wholesome fire starterinoooo

Can we just cut to the chase and ban leftists?

Womens orgasms releases queef gas, which causes global warming.
I know it's an unpopular opinion, but it's way past time to ban womens orgasms to eradicate queef gas thereby reducing global warming.

Jesus a camp fire isn’t going to do anything you fucking virtue-signalling moist fucks, 5 companies literally own all the brands in the west and invest in palm-oil, strip mining and slavery.

Fuck you cunts are dumb

why do they both have the same douchey hat on?

>why would you celebrate the Bar kokhba revolt
Because it happens at the day jews number 33 days after starting to collect the wheat.

No suprises there, jews, camps and fires are a touchy subject.

You know those established campsites where you have to buy a ticket for a site, and usually people are there car camping and shit? There's usually a person in charge of babysitting the money box, that's the camp host.

Anyways, saying that you want to take away people making campfires/bonfires as a kneejerk reaction to some misanthropic retaliation to some meme global warming is retarded. Might as well outlaw pencils on the basis of stopping murder.

thats rhetorical you fucking idiot

>Literally disinventing fire now. Can we get any more regressive?
but I thought fire was invented by our Black Qweens?
why you racist bro

They think climate change is making forest fires more likely and therefore camp fires are more dangerous than they used to be so we should outlaw them. But forest fires are increasingly common due to "environmentalists" outlawing forest management, not climate change. Democracy was a mistake.

The amount of carbon released by chopping down and burning a tree is less than the amount sequestered by the growth of a replacement tree. These people are ignorant ideologues that have no business making policy.

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Ban camp fires? No.

Implement a global program to randomly sterilize people until the human population is brought down to a sustainable level and we can have camp fires without any worries? Yes.

>cunts are dumb
Yes they are, maybe we should start to bombard beauty shops? Maybe they'll get the feeling of stripping the fun out of you.

What? Wtf does that even mean? I asked why you celebrate a revolt lead by a false messiah that was a disaster and led to Jews being expelled from their homeland…and your answer is because 33 days and something about wheat. Wut???

They are a stain on our country.

Overpopulation is a meme.

>shooting at garbage
>burning garbage
>littering
Bros why do the best things in life involve garbage?

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thread, i might even save this post

If only people had incentive to thin and remove dead wood from forests on their own, perhaps if they could put it to some useful purpose like heat generation or something…

>touchy subject
The zionist institution does all shit the world does for a reason. They're khazars mate. Those at the head of states are khazars. Everywhere. Even in jewland. They attack all nations and try to fucking kill everything.
>they kill fun
>they blame kikes and whites for all their problems
>global aristocracy tries to kill all things known to us
>khazars try to close this website

So you are lost in the woods, just start a campfire the cops will show up and arrest you within an hour.

What would banning campfires accomplish?

If you pyrolize instead of burn it, the biochar is stable for millennia and makes the best soil amendment there is.

These two dumb cunts don't even seem to be worried about the same ghost. The first implied that campfires are likely bad due to greenhouse gas emissions (imagine how insignificant compared to say Chinese industry) while the second idiot seems to be more scared of fires burning out of control (hence why she is ok with them as supervised campgrounds).

>pilpul because you like kids.

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Whoa. What are you, a fucking capitalist? Bigot.

Throw some styrofoam in there for me.

Moshe either can’t into English or is an actual bot. What the fuck do beauty shops have to do with this?

not an argument

>false messiah
We agree with you on that, heck, even rabbis call him Bar kozba but that's not the point.
>jews have 50 days from passover to collect agricultural products for shavu'ot festivities
>jews celebrate midway for that the fact jews had balls back then to rebel even after the Kitos war and first jewish-roman war.
>the false messiah started the rebellion at the same day. The results are known.
The meaning is that 33 days after the passover celebration, that retard decided to rebel and lost, but because he did that, he gave jews hope that one day they'll be saved from all shitfest that there is.

>tell me you're a vaxxie without telling me you're a vaxxie.

when will the day come when these types will hang?

>set a campfire in the woods to stay warm
>flying drone with thermals powered by 5 lithium batteries spots the heat signature
>twelve park rangers show up in their SUVs
>"You're being fine $300 for damaging the environment!"

soon dear friend, soon

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Camp host is a campground patron that took over a small management position that normally covers other campers, cabins and any pavilions to help levitate duties from any actual workers of the campground, theyre on call 24/7. Their pay is normally either reduced fees for their campsite or a free campsite

>worked as campground maintenance for the last 6 years

> only large companies like Pfizer are allowed to pollute
> just OBEY NPC

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>plastic straws
marine mammals dindu nuffin wrong
>cheap gasoline
lead will make you retarded
>seat belts
good point, you'll be dead anyway if you crash at high speed so seatbelts are pointless.