Gentlemen, It has been a privilege shitposting with you

Woe unto me, the streets shimmer under the vengeful fury of the sun
A cascade of electrons pursue me without relent, such a torrent
spills into even the darkest shelter. This is no respite from this deluge.
It seems even the neutrinos have joined this murderous alliance,
gleeful,
vindictive,
Yea though I walk through the valley of death, I can see no shadows.
My trusted friends, it is over....

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quit your crying.

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>crying.
If only I could

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>a low of only 80 degrees F
now imagine it 8 degrees hotter but it's not because of a "heat wave", it's just because that's what the weather is like every day.

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Why have they done this to us?

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dallas should build shade structures all over the place.

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>it's hot in Texas
Oh no.

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Now they're saying there's rain off and on. It's a joke to these people.

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>normal fucking summer in texas
go back to mexico or africa then nigger

42 degrees. Bitch that's almost freezing

>42 degrees. Bitch that's almost freezing
It's in meters, genius

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Wait, now it's raining

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Trees?

>Wait, now it's raining
and now it's over

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>Trees?
A single tree uses 100 gallons of water every day. it can also catch fire, fall over, or just get huge and unmanageable. shade structures are a much better solution.

>why is the desert hot
shut up

Just turn your thermostat to 80 degrees user.

At least the humidity will be low.

>At least the humidity will be low.
It just rained for 10 minutes

Yea go back to california you faggot. We don't want you here if you can't handle a little heat. Drink some water and get a fan. Problem solved.

>A single tree uses 100 gallons of water every day.
I'm pretty sure you have hackberries there, they need no watering apart when very young.

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Trees attract water. How do you think the Sahara desert become a desert and rainforests are forests

>Yea go back to california you faggot.
I've been here longer than you have, Juan

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Is because of global warming and sheit bro
You need to eat the bugs and pay more fuel tax road tax to prevent climate change
Also can you niggers not post that random ass °F

>can you niggers not post that random ass °F
stupid fucking paki, see

Yea and I'm related to Washington. kys faggot.

Trees suck water out of the ground and use it for transpiration. if you want your soil to be moist, you cut down your trees.
i hope you are being sarcastic.

OH SHIT OH FUCK IT’S TOO FUCKING HOT IT’S 18C AND IT FEELS LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>42 °C
that's bearable hot, why are you whining like a teenager?
Don't you have air conditioning?

That's a nice way to end up in a desert you fucking retard.

You really should visit Texas during the summer sometime Bongbro.

>Trees suck water out of the ground and use it for transpiration. if you want your soil to be moist, you cut down your trees.
2/10 bait

that wont stop the neutrinos

Those things don't last in the Texas sun

Holy shit, it's boiling hot!

uh oh 817 bros better get in our pools to escape aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I visited Ireland in 05 during July. People were getting heatstroke while the temp was only in the 70s. I was wearing jeans and a hoodie and felt great.