>The European Organisation for Nuclear Research (CERN) is gearting up for another run at smashing particles together to unlock the secrets of the universe, and the gates of hell.
CERN Is Seeking Secrets of the Universe, or Maybe Opening the Portals of Hell
Asher Murphy
Gavin Price
Fucking Europe is always inventing new problems.
Lincoln Thomas
bring it
Austin Campbell
Yeah, the worst of these is muttland. Sorry 'bout that.
Jeremiah Collins
Americans are seething that Eurofags beat them to the gates of Hell.
Austin Watson
CERN be fucking with the timelines. Time bosons be popping and dropping all over the four dimension.
Charles Long
Cope more faggot
Exclusive EU release for the new doom
Matthew Phillips
schizo thread
read a fuckin book
Wyatt Murphy
>money Laundering
Grayson Myers
almost as dangerous as my farting after beans
Oliver Ross
Christian Clark
If hell would be a real place, why not kill all the demons, deport all darkies there, and use hellfire as renewable energy? Hell probably is fake, not sure what this collider is good for, probably just rent seeking by jews in science institutes, busywork for jews, scheming away billions of euros of taxpayer money, plus some stupid shit to distract people with. With all their rituals at events, it's all theatrics, to misdirect attention from simple jewish rule.
Nicholas Gomez
That's your NASA and your fake "moon landings", mutt. Top fucking kek, most hilarious shit ever. There is nothing so over-the-top ridiculous that a dumb mutt Untermensch wouldn't believe it.
Nathan Rivera
Their worst invention will always be the USA
Carson Baker
>falling for kike media sensationalism
>IT'S LITERALLY THE GOD PARTICLES
imagine how fucking stupid you have to be to believe smashing a few nanograms of particles releases enough energy to change timelines. imagine believing different timelines exist. stop watching marvel and disney shit.
Josiah Baker
USA is the only reason Russia and China haven't already conquered Europe and turned them into slaves yet.
Isaiah Bennett
and here we sit
Landon Baker
I have seen the portal to hell
>nikocadobutthole.png
Sebastian Peterson
It's the same collider that it was last year, and the year before that.
Why are there so many threads? Is CERN's marketing really that good?
Joshua Cox
I want to find a portal out of this hell
Benjamin Brooks
...
Ian Nguyen
do you ever stop to think whether or not you're really funny when you use that zoomer-speak bullshit in a sentence?
do you go out and talk to your family, friends, and peers like this?
no.. you're just a "try hard" , "butt-hurt" space-brain.. you're whole life is a admixture dopamine drip, micro-plastics and of chemical swamp.. your "NPC" bio mold (the fat sack you call a body)is swept away by a invisible sea of Rf. your floaties (cause you're a fucking man child) consist of fart- filled propaganda)
Inbred cunt!
Parker Morales
Wall Street Journal articles are fair game user, news is news
Jacob Miller
>SPACE BUTTHOLE
Put your dick in it
Brayden Price
And where is Frankfurt again, halbslawisches vergewaltigungsbaby?
Adrian Rivera
I'm ready for this
Xavier Price
We are working on something huge folks. Be prepared.
James Jones
OH YEAH!?!
A new multi-purpose face mask?
Jack Richardson
We're already in hell.
Aaron Martin
Finally, another Jewish Psyops.
Parker Brooks
naw, people deserve to be in hell