AFTER TURNING ON THE LHC ON JULY 5TH THE TEAM AT CERN LITERALLY OPENED A PORTAL TO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE (RIGHT NOW TERMED OS-1226) THIS PARALLEL UNIVERSE IS A BRANCH FROM THE CURRENT ONE WE ARE IN. THE BRANCH OFF POINT IS UNKNOWN. WHAT IS KNOWN IS THAT THE CIVILIZATION FOUND NEAREST TO THE PORTAL IS MUCH DIFFERENT TO OURS AND COULD BE HOME TO NORDIC BLONDES (WHICH EXPLAINS WHY THEY ARE SO HUMAN LIKE). THIS IS ALL BEING KEPT UNDER WRAPS, BUT IN THE COMING DAYS THERE WILL BE ODD THINGS THAT WILL CONTINUE TO HAPPEN. THE CONCERN IS THAT IF WE CONTINUE TO DO THIS, THERE WILL BE ADDITIONAL PORTALS OPENED, WITH ONE OF THEM POTENTIALLY BEING A PORTAL TO A CIVILIZATION WHERE YOU CAN FIND CTHULHU
ITS REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING
Easton Brooks
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Kevin Carter
It's Trump's fault.
Ian Myers
fthagn.
Austin Parker
I can't imagine spending time to write this schizo/larp shit.
Joseph Rogers
Cap locks gives you credibility I guess.
Levi Allen
this isn’t marvel
Brayden Morris
Not my problem.
Bentley Robinson
Cool so I can finally die now?
Jonathan Torres
Wow, a post written in all caps by an American
I know were on to something good now
Liam Jones
Andrew Robinson
you retards promised happenings everyday
today is almost over,wheres my happening?
WHERE YOU BABOONS,WHERE!!!!!!????
Josiah Walker
when cathulu gf?
Eli Phillips
q predicted this
Austin Phillips
Are we entering the universe where, instead of nothing ever happening, it always happens all the time?
Isaiah Wright
Silence assistant
Jose Nelson
Today's happening is the "CHAOS IN SRI LANKA"
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Parker Carter
Hudson Wood
lerpy, lerpy larp beebop. boop.
Chase Martin
BRO TRUST ME
Isaac Howard
Your caps lock key is on, Tyrone. Clean this shit up if you want anybody to bother trying to read it.
Xavier Moore
soon
Justin White
No its putins fault now
Gabriel Watson
Tell them to turn of the machine its hurting my brain.
Eli King
could you like shut up
Owen White
Putin is responsible
Xavier Thompson
dont care. wake me up when they open a portal to a civilization that cane give me back my foreskin.
Ryder King
it's hurting my back personally
Nolan Wright
I need a portal the size of a glory hole
Leo Butler
HE SLEEPS BROTHER
Zachary Roberts
>WITH ONE OF THEM POTENTIALLY BEING A PORTAL TO A CIVILIZATION WHERE YOU CAN FIND CTHULHU
That's oddly specific
Eli Rivera
Post the fucking link, can't find anything on google nor CNN