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BrownBrition and Canceranon are both complete twats
What’s her campaign slogan?
Gonna make boring Britain seeth again
I was incomplete until I met you.
well being pm allows you to have your 'in crowd' credentials verified
so lands you more oppurtunities
why are you so gay for me?
Moisturised. Happy. Flourishing in my lane. Secure beneath the watchful eyes.
>mfw this is the reverse image search
>sexy
ffs
It’s about as unboring as you get tbqh
"I hope being white is the only qualification I need"
All offys in the Westminster area to be given 24 hour licences.
>It’s about as unboring as you get tbqh
can anyone decipher mong and translate to english?
Downies have to eat too you know
GoNads
Namefags just wank each other off
Also I just want to make clear that I am in no way saying "go Nads" myself, I just wanted to make the gonads pun
In reality, Nadine Dorries is a dribbling fucking moron, probably the thickest person in the Tory party, and therefore should be nowhere near number 10
what's the jantard situation like?
wanna post choonz
Disturbing
>Dad: you need to talk to someone
>Me: I'm talking to you
No response and it's been an hour now
Sound, we’re just poking boring Briton with a stick again. Sure jannies wont mind
no we don't
we post choonz
and we love rJannies
we have the best jannies
"We shouldn't lose any more territory. Britain's not big enough. Britain needs to be bigger, I mean look at a map, look at it. Britain is so small."
- uberpatriot Anthony Charles Lynton Blair after the handover of Hong Kong
we need him back
he'll intervene in Ukraine and in return they'll join the Commonwealth and Crimea becoming a directly administered British Overseas Territory
I want to be part of the Commonwealth Occupation Force stamping out the resistance in the Donbas
>imagine you're in the bath
LOL good one mate
>floods the UK with immigrants
>floods the entire rest of the world with emigrants
>he'll intervene in Ukraine
No
>in return they'll join the Commonwealth
No
Call him a homosexual
The water would turn the same colour as a local popping stream in India
"Charles Lynton"
- uberpatriot Anthony Charles Lynton Blair in response to being asked for his name by a copper shortly after being caught nose deep in anonymous knob in a public toilets some years ago
Genuinely frightening
here's a hand
>yo this stream is poppin
>boring Briton
not sure who that is lad t b h
Saw someone get their face smashed in for flying a drone this morning. Woman started screeching about a bloke recording her kids, her and I presume partner marched up to a bloke on his own, the partner floored the guy while shouting "you fuckin' nonce!"
Pube got liver failure?
Might stick a cheeky tenner on Tonibler as next leader of the conservatives/PM.
checked
Nice hand, it'll fit nicely in the nonce hunter folder.
Good lad. Nonces get the rope.
me when I run the bath too hot
Are you smoking a marijuana cigarette?
You make me sick.
Oh my god
Reminder all yanks are mutts until proven to be spics.
look lads, it's fucked, and it's not getting better. time to leave. i'm off to aus.
That's light brown. It would be nigger failure.
Why does he look like the devil?
>look lads, it's fucked
>i'm off to aus
has she ever dined at Binley Mega Chippy
hes a wog
dat dere uncontrolled type 2 diabetes.
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Boris getting Pincher'd
saturday night lads
stop seething and post choonz innit
What is this supposed to prove? Can’t make head nor tail of it.
i hate people like David Baddiel, but I just can't put my finger on why
Not even sure if he was recording kids with it. He was in a corner of the park well away from the play areas and stuff, and I couldn't see the drone so I assume it was quite high up. Come to think of it, I can't remember seeing any kids in the park at the time.
Think I might have witnessed a bloke getting his phone stolen.
Really weird how aus gov went off the deep end, especially with their traditional frontier spirit
Prolly chink influence
The guy responsible for devolution and the break up of Britain?
jfc I thought those were snake skin boots
Same thing?
spotted at transpride in london today
Harold MacMillan took a machine gun bullet to the thigh on the first day of the Battle of the Somme.
In an out of consciousness through blood loss, he read Aeschylus in the original Greek in the shellhole till rescued a day later.
uh....rorybros?
Lmao this guy had the nerve to bring out that book ‘Jews don’t count’.
Why did he take it off?
nearly got hit by a sun beam when I let the cat out. still shaking
why jannies going ham on josh again
Oh no, Boris bros, will this finally be the end for us?
>someone saved a shit gif I made
lel
heres on i made to simulate the pov of a girl eddie dragged back from Yates
To feel less guilty while getting bummed
used to blast this while playing OG unreal on me mums computer back in the day
oddly fitted
So he shot himself in the leg to get out of it and read books.
He's a phoney, so instinctively you react to that. It a natural instinct. I and many others got it off Jimmy savile.
Sounds like the bloke should have decked you too for being nonce adjacent.
no sympathy for anyone willing to spend 3 grand on a weeklong holiday rent in cornwall
Weird, got reccyed a video on that two towers map other day
Spent hours sniping bots on that
RISHI RISHI RISHI
WAHEYYYY
#READY4RISHI
got some bevvies in
>someone saved a shit gif I made
i like it
joshy goes round and round hehe
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also, jannies are amazing
brit/pol/ has the best jannies
HE'LL HAVE A LITTLE GO WAHEYY
he somehow looks even less human than ed miliband
>look at how many press ups I can do
used to love playin the monster madness mod on that map with instagib
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amazing when you up the numbers and get hordes of enemies coming at you
OH RISHII RISHIII