2 Euro

is all I have left in my bank account. How do I turn it into more?

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You can publicly stick it up your ass for money on the street

Get a job

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fuck an old white woman in vacation

Well if you pop the gold coin out of the middle you will have 2 eur and an O

Use this knowledge as you will

Nice kike detector.

1) Find a German
2) Beg him for money
3) Don't pay back

Give it to me and I'll pay you back 3 euro in a month

Send me that so I can retire.

I have 100 000€. How I triple them at next week?

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He wants to turn it into more money not less.

Buy 2 dollars and turn them into 3 euros in a few weeks. If you're not in rush you might get 4 euros

you could play automat, 20 games of book of rah for 0,10c each. but don't crank up the bet more than 2% of your total. it can actually work if you try it once and you run lucky.

Based degenerate gambler

best advice get the 2€ and get some kneepads for it

Buy a toothbrush and some toothpaste, start sucking dicks in public toilets. Any other issues you need a quick fix for?

Had the same situation dumpster dive until you find some job

RENT FREE, we’re in your currency but don’t use it ourselves. Europe btfo

go to supermarket put 2 euro into cart
fill cart
take cart and leave
sell stuff
profit

Oof

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impressive digits

kek

I know this is a foreign concept for greeks, but have you tried working?

Convert it to Venezuelan Bolivers. Bam, Bs506,255.97. You're no longer poor.

Go to the flea market, buy something small and sell it for 3 Euros, then buy another thing and repeat

Unironically ask the Lord Jesus Christ

Invest it in yourself.