>WHAT WERE THEY THINKING????
>CERN turns on the large hadron collider
Andrew Jones
Kevin Thompson
this bot got turned on a couple days late, it seems :(
Anthony Gutierrez
we will all ascend to the 5th dimension
Henry Scott
What a load of ASSSSSSSSSSS
Brandon Harris
...
Lincoln Cook
>id rather have a buffalo like a diarrhea dump in my ear than bump this shitty thread
John Brown
FUUUUUUUUCK!
Jordan King
BUFFALO MASS SHOOTING DIARRHEA
Xavier Price
What's the damage report so far?
As soon as they turned it on they caused the following:
>Georgia Guidestones incident
>Yu-Gi-Oh's author's death
>Shinzo Abe's death
>Tony Sirico's death
>Russia's completion of the Belgorod submarine armed with doomsday weapons
All these momentous events happened in a quick succession in the span of a few days after the LHC's reactivation.
John Lewis
>yugioh author dies
Broke my inner childs heart hearing that one.
Cooper Cox
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
A TIMELINE WHERE IT DOESN'T SUCK ASS
Matthew Hernandez
Why can't a chud breed? Why can't I trust the plan?
They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
The memeflags namefag wrong. Why's the tripcode so long?
Why don't the jannies do anything?
Parker Wood
We put a game camera near the Hoh hole because people said they seen things flying out of it again.
Brody Rogers
a lepton just flew over my house
Jackson Clark
Good on you for spreading this around and showing people the real truth. You sir are doing the lords work and I applaud you. Not being sarcastic
Blake Foster
Daily reminder: black holes aren't real and CERN is a money laundering operation.
Logan Sullivan
WHAT? oh no no
no no NOOOO
they didnt
THEY COULDNT
THEY TURNED OUR PLANET INTO A GIANT ASSHOLE THAT SUCKS UP SHIT
Dylan Scott
Boris resigning too. It's just so much happenings. It was already a fuckload of happenings in the last few years but now it's like they hit turbo. I am almost starting to believe the CERN theory might be real. It's almost too much to just be coincidence.
Kayden Evans
James Rolfe for next US president.
Eli Price
head of OPEC died suddenly
>Only a few hours earlier, Barkindo -- who had not shown any sign of being ill -- had met Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari in Abuja, where Buhari praised Barkindo's "distinguished achievements at OPEC".
Charles Rivera
>"flip the switch, the next timeline can't be as bad as this"
>that face when