Russia threatens to 'reclaim' Alaska from America. Alaska responds 'good luck'

Why are Vatniks like this? Do they actually think they'd stand a chance at fighting Alaskans when Russia struggles to even project force 50 miles from the border?
This war has exposed how the vatnik govt is as retarded as it was in the USSR. Maybe even more so.

He warned: “When they start trying to dispose of our resources abroad, let them think before they do so that we also have something to reclaim.”

He urged other members of the Duma to “keep an eye on Alaska.”

The US purchased Alaska from Tsar Alexander II for $7.2 million — or $142.2 million in today’s money — as part of an unpopular treaty orchestrated by then-Secretary of State William Seward, which was ridiculed in the press as “Seward’s folly.”

The gold-rich territory became a state in 1959.

nypost.com/2022/07/08/vladimir-putins-stooges-threaten-to-reclaim-alaska-from-us/

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>Putin's stooges threaten
The diplomatic version of pic related

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Considering pathetic performance of NATO in ukraine, we might as well take whole North America

since when has ukraine been part of nato

Russia can’t even defeat aload of drunken Slavs on flat terrain, how would the best Americans in frozen mountains who spend all their time polishing rifles?

>who spend all their time polishing rifles
(no homo)

Ivan, you're the ones invading, not defending.

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these threads never fail to make me laugh

You dumbfucks do know there are US spec ops in Ukraine? Gawd you gaytoe faggot are dumbshits.

it's defacto NATO and it gets all NATO weapons. do you really think 100k american troops in Ukraine would have made a difference? they'd probably cry and run home as soon as they got hit by those russian MLRS. you are forgetting that burgerfags never been to a real war in their entire life. all that vietnam shit doesn't count. charlies didn't even have artillery. the thing is.. NATO is fucking gay. it's all smoke and mirrors. you are not ready to fucking die. you don't know how to fight real wars. the sad truth here is that you'll get owned by anyone.. i'm pretty sure even mexican cartels could simply overrun the US and you won't do shit. face it.. US was always nothing but hype.

Sure they are ivan. Thats why russia is failing in ukraine but will win in america somehow. Because of all the american special forces.

this was like every anti-american meme in one post
>All nato weapons
ironically theyve been getting and using old soviet shit so theyre more akin to Russian forces than NATO

Did Russia literally lose their fucking mind?

What the hell is going on. Compared to now the Soviets were reasonable and logical guys. I literally have no words.

>US spec ops
not anywhere near the front line, spec ops dont have any purpose at this point this is just infantry warfare, maybe at the beginning or doing recon but thats about it at most

signs of declining nation. or something like that.

I welcome the invasion. It's so cold and depressing up here. Shooting Russians will definitely improve the mental health of my neighborhood.

Russia is filled with impotent faggots who can barely take a third world country on their border.

Those are the wrong people to invade.

Those are the type of people that prepare for invasions.

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They're to impotent to do anything, so talking is all they have left. Lithuania and Macedonia are dabing at them consequance free

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Your raggedy ass ground forces won't make it through the winter. Your air force is useless. Your "Navy" sleeps with Davy Jones. All that's left is incels with hacking skills and nuclear bombs.
>Time to learn a new language russia user

I’d like to cordially invite Russia to take a hike in the wishanigga woods

>US was always nothing but hype.

God damn self-delusion is powerful in this one.

>he sad truth here is that you'll get owned by anyone..

>i'm pretty sure even mexican cartels could simply overrun the US and you won't do shit.

This peak cope holy shit

>do you really think 100k american troops in Ukraine would have made a difference?

>it's defacto NATO and it gets all NATO weapons.

Mate get some sleep and refuel, this is next level stuff - how the fuck can every phrase be wrong :/

It's so fucking pathetic. I can't believe they fell so low. They literally behave like North Korea.

I know it's meant for their own audience, but it's still pathetic.

L O FUCKING L

NATO is giving Ukraine 40 year old equipment (which is considered modern by Russian standards) you stupid fuck

>"Good luck"
Who's going to stop them? All the White men you demonize every single day?

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the truth is they have enough NATO shit to match whatever shit NATO uses overseas like in Iraq etc. my point was you can't fight you dumb gay fags. do you seriously think you could fight russians mano-a-mano?? lol.. don't make me laugh. i'm not anti-american. you are. you turned america into a kiked out nigger infested faggot shithole. also NATO weaponry is shit. it's all just a result of milking military budgets making expensive weapons that have no real use in war scenarios. it can be useful against shitholes but it won't stand a chance against any sturdy army. you won't be able to resupply your "hi-tech" weapons with ammo fast enough. plus you'll run out of money making that shit. imagine 200k per one javelin.. ahahaha.. this is fucking ridiculous. i can't even imagine how much those HIMARs cost. a couple was already taken out.. i've heard somewhere on telegram in one of those pro-russian channels

People ran away like cowards to hide in Alaska. Pretty sure they would run away somewhere else if they did invade. Cowards

Alaska is half made up of drunk and retarded injuns and the other half made up of white conservatives who fled to the state to hide and escape Jew tyranny. Neither of those groups will put up much of a fight if Russia wants to stick it to the United States of America

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I would be all in for a war for Alaska, the resources there are worth killing endless waves of invaders for.

back to plebbit faggot
american press secretary is a fag nigger
american health advisor is a tranny
american nuke waste assistant is some weird shit bald fag who wear a dress and fuck men who larp as dogs
ahahaha.. you can't make this shit up. these fags are larping as if they are GIJoes and war is some sort of P2W MMORPG. lol
americans and NATO in general are a laughing stock. clowns. you won't do shit niggers. you are a failed fucking project.

>They literally behave like North Korea.
They have more free speech than you do.

based
cope

And yet Russia is so scared of NATO that they won't even drive their trains through Lithuania and just keep seething about the blockade of Kaliningrad. If NATO was so pathetic and weak Russia would have just driven them through.

Will the US start the nuclear holocaust over Alaska?
It didn't start over Ukraine which has a larger population.
I wonder whether Alaska would really be a red line.

Free speech to cope about all the other wars they're gonna start while losing the war they're already in?

The red line for NATO countries is in Israel, anywhere else is fair game for Russia

alaska is a wasteland though, let the russians have it

They just may try. They did what they said they would do with the invasion of Ukraine. Russia isn’t china who will just threaten and cope online at Taiwan.

Where did Putin said what we want Alaska? Can i see a video?

americans acting haughty but can they tell me how they plan to win a nuclear war?
>russia has bunkers even for civvies under their major cities, USA doesnt
>russia has latin america on their side who will sweep into USA after it has been nuked and fuck shit up even more
>just about every single country in the world hates america or is only friends with itbecause america protects their trade routes
>russias ally, nato who is suppose to fight russia in the event of ww3 has imported millions of arabs. are they going to help the country they immigrated to when the nukes go off? or will they go after the christians/white people?
bombs launch from both sides. Both sides are hit, the west would fall apart, they have been importing third worlders for decades, thye are already close to civil war, you think broken supply lines and severe food scarcity at a time when authority breaks down is going to make that better?

It's true, before this meme war happened Putin used to come across as a strong leader that was at least competent and worth taking seriously, now he just looks like a senile old geezer surrounded by yes-men like Kim Jong Un.

>>russias ally, nato
i meant americas ally.

sigh

>t. retard doesn't understand difference between full scale assault and a few augmentations
Shut your mouth about shit you do not understand memeflag.

>for $7.2 million — or $142.2 million in today’s money
I never knew it was so cheap, wtf?

Bet you 85% of Americans won't even fight back, as long as Russia promises to keep all the Starbucks Walmart and McDonalds working. Most Americans is only loud talk that they don't even remember the next day.

>it's a frozen shithole, nobody will be able to do shit with it
t. Alexander

It is 10:07 AM in Tel Aviv
Shalom OP

I mean their it looks like their special operation special operation is where it was months ago

Imagine 200 80's era VW beetles struggling to roll through the mountainous terrain of Alaska while AC130's turn them into fucking mincemeat lol I hope they try it would be the ultimate bitchslap to russia

I don’t think he said it but someone in Russia may have. It actually feels like it’s all just a counter cope to Russia telling NATO to “try it” in regards to war with them. So now the US gets to act tough and say “try it” despite no RU government official claiming to want anything from the US

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