REMINDER THAT IN 2 WEEKS "SOMETHING" IS GOING TO "APPEAR" IN THE SKIES ABOVE US!!
>Reddit post is made 7 years ago on a throw away account >Appears to be an obvious larp >Claims to have been abducted by aliens in "hotdog" shaped ship (same shape as a tic tac) >Claims the aliens said their home was "too far away for you to understand, but close to the side" >Claims that they had something planned for July 18th 2021 >Bob Lazar claims that he worked on an alien craft during his time in area 51 >Official government video of "tic tac" UFO is declassified, but was allegedly leaked earlier. Confirming the reddit posters claim about it's shape >60 mins interview is released >Government confirms that tic tac UFOs are a common occurrence >Former head of Pentagon UFO research confirms that they are in possession of Tic Tac debris on Tucker Carlson (confirming Bob Lazars claims) >CBS makes report on the UFOs >Senior national correspondent confirms the Pentagon have been investigating the possibility that the Tic Tacs are "inter-dimensional" and "from here but a different here" >Adding credibility to the reddit posters quote "far away but close to the side" >Official pentagon report is slated to release 1 month before the reddit posters date, adding more credibility to his 7 year old claim >Footage of Tic Tac sightings suddenly increase, adding more credibility to his claims that something is going down next month >Reddit poster returns to make one last post after 7 years of silence (like a week ago) >It's an extremely morbid blackpill you have to read for yourself (link below) >Its written more like a desperate cry for help than an account of events / info dump >Account is completely deleted shorty after, but the posts are archived
For the love of god, it's so far passed the time for our government to just disclose aliens. Anyone who isn't the most schizo of idiotic schizos knows they're real and they're here
>For the love of god, it's so far passed the time for our government to just disclose aliens. Anyone who isn't the most schizo of idiotic schizos knows they're real and they're here PS funniest part about this is the narrative used to be that only schizos believed in aliens back in the day. But now? It's literally just the most retarded rightwing schizophrenic christian cultists who are like 'OMG ALIENS ARE OPERATION BLUEBEAM THE SECRET JEWISH ILLUMINATI IS TRYING TO CONVINCE US THAT ALIENS ARE HERE SO THAT WE LOSE OUR RELIGION AND BECOME ATHEISTS AND COMMUNISTS" I just can't even
This is how much our culture has done a total 180. Time for govt to just admit what everyone (sane) knows is true
Aiden Rogers
>t alien
Joseph Scott
Aliens are real. It's your retarded 2000 year old jewish demon whom you worship that's not real
Jose Cook
Kel, I read that reddit shot post in like 2018, fuck off
Blake Sullivan
>Aliens are real. It's your retarded 2000 year old jewish demon whom you worship that's not real Pic related. The only people who unironically don't believe in aliens are the people who unironically believe in this retarded shit
Please, US govt. Please. Just fucking please. Just fucking please. It is time. It is fucking time. Tell the people what they literally genuinely already all know is true
> We've been lying about aliens for 80 years but you should believe us now
Elijah Adams
A red crystal that looks like the sims thing flys figure eights above thunder mountain every full moon at speed impossible for a man made object it has rotating orbs of light that float around it like a atom I’ve watched it for about 6 years now and everybody I show it too stops speaking to me since they think I’m a tinfoil hat wearing person and they cannot take the truth :/
Blake Price
2 more weeks til ayys live broadcast from Russian-occupied Kiyiyiv!
Seethe shitskin, Christ is king and genocides every other race so humans can dominate the universe
Evan Hall
If you actually read the bible you'd see Jesus Christ is a god damn communist
Ryan Baker
>If you actually read the bible you'd see Jesus Christ is a god damn communist Was* cuz he's dead now. Cuz he was just an ordinary human. An ordinary human communist
Angel Collins
Kek. Space arks will appear over London too. Michael Salla said so.
Joseph Myers
>Dosent believe in aliens but belives in God Your sad blackpilled mind does not effect me friend, seek the joy that is in the Lord above. aliens are just demons and nothing more.
No he literally was a communist if you actually picked up the god damn bible and read it. He literally was a communist. And he never said he was a god or a king
You dont seem to get the greentext is referring to my image, not your stament.
Owen Reyes
>be caveman >eat funny shroom >unga the bird now look funky >paint funky bird on cave wall with my own shit >years later schizos believe in aliums
>be liberal retard >have nothing better to do with life >do acud >holy shit that boeing is a ufo >record with my shitty nokia 3310 phone camera with shaky hand >aliums confirmed
>be schizo autist >forget to take my haloperidol >trip over my cat while walking to shitter >hit head over doorknob >wake up, pissed and shidded myself, don't remember what happened, cat seems wary of me >holy shitballs aliems abducted me and probed my angus
>be you >read random shit you see on internet >believe it >holy cuntnuggets aliums are real
David Ross
Also tl;dr faggot go get a better larp
Justin Watson
He told me you have skin the color of shit though. So how else could I know this?
Zachary Nguyen
Fuck christcucks, seriously. Jesus fucking christ, it's so frustrating when you stop and think about just how utterly fucking absurd and retarded the insane shit they believe is. Just like all of you on this board. "The holocaust didn't happen" and other retarded shit. Really, I hate all of you fucking monsters
Kevin Robinson
It's not my fault you're an incoherent schizo who posts incoherent schizo gibberish
Henry Anderson
Jesus forgave Hitler and the nazis for their oopsy. It's not like they killed Him.
>2 weeks This is bait. Everyone who fell for it pack your bags you're going to R*ddit.
Kevin James
What the fuck are you rambling about, you retarded moronic schizo
Robert Rodriguez
Fuck you and your alien faggots.
Grayson Price
It did happen last year. I remember people hyping it up on /x/ and then nothing happened. Like now, nothing will happen lol.
Andrew Wood
>he never said he was a god or a king john 8:58 “Very truly I tell you,” Jesus answered, “before Abraham was born, I am!” Using the name I AM is referring to God.
John 10:30 "I and the Father are one.”
Matthew 14:33 "Then those who were in the boat worshiped him, saying, “Truly you are the Son of God.”
Only God can be worshipped.
And no, what he preached was not communism. You dont have an idea what communisim is, otherwise the soviets would gladly keep Christianity in their state
Parker Allen
Aliens have been for many years. They are our politicians, actors, celebrities, CEOs, etc.. There are aliens who want to control us and those that want us to prosper Humanity is their battlefield Eventually, I assume sooner than later, they will come out of hiding
William Jackson
Jesus said the jews deserved the holocaust, and he's coming back for the next one. Now eat my taint nigger
Brandon Young
>July 18th 2021 That was a year ago buddy. Is this one of them there slide threads my ma warned me about?
Cameron Harris
Literally none of the shit you posted is jesus saying he is god. Just him saying other things and then you twisting their meaning to inexplicably claim it's what you want it to mean
Carter Bennett
I think you need to calm yourself, what you said has absolutely nothing to do with my statements made. Anyways God bless you.
UFOs have been watching us for thousands of years. Its nothing new.
Gavin Myers
The Bible is the biggest argument for existence of time travel.
Hudson Hill
If they do that then it will eventually lead to revealing that humans were genetically engineered by aliens to be their slaves.
Jaxson Ward
If Jesus was real, he was an alien.
William Rodriguez
God fuck you
Brandon Harris
God and the Holy Spirit were speaking through Jesus. There is only 1 God maybe you should stop being a pagan heretic for 5 seconds?
Robert Mitchell
>sage Nigger it is 2022 now, and this shit was a year ago, and nothing happened as usual. You just copypasted a more than a year old copypasta, fucking piece of shit, die in pain.
Liam Nelson
Your arguments is ironically the same as muslims. That for some reason Jesus has to say in your prefered order of words, "I am God, worship me".
Can you not use common sense to see that only God can be worshipped, and that using Gods name as your name must mean your claiming to be God?
>saying other things and then you twisting their meaning to inexplicably claim it's what you want it to mean
And you are the only person who does not twist meanings? Check yourself. Even so, what do you think Jesus was then if he wasnt God. A prophet? Just a random guy?
Ethan Morgan
Listen, you stupid schizo, THINK ok? Just THINK. If we were engineered by aliens to be their slaves, then why aren't we slaving for them?
We're slaves for capitalism, because that's our shitty nature. But we're not slaves for aliens. The fuck would they need slaves for anyway when they would presumably have AI and robots?
Brandon Gomez
I'm saying this purely from a scientific perspective. I don't even have a religion. You sure are mad though.
Kayden Lopez
Always the 1 heretic. you cannot separate the Holy spirit from God, nor the son from God.
Nathaniel Long
>Listen, you stupid schizo, THINK ok? Just THINK. If we were engineered by aliens to be their slaves, then why aren't we slaving for them? >We're slaves for capitalism, because that's our shitty nature. But we're not slaves for aliens. The fuck would they need slaves for anyway when they would presumably have AI and robots? And keep in mind I'm the "aliens are real" guy. But that doesn't mean you're not still a schizo for thinking they engineered us to be their slaves
Jaxon Nelson
Because galactic rules exist Good aliens exist
Brandon Edwards
Why repost this shit after a whole year? Nothing happened last July.
Dylan King
low grade post from a low grader poster.
Hunter Roberts
There is no scientific perspective that would suggest aliens aren't real. None. So no, you're not. You're a christtard and you think LARPing as a non christtard will make you sound more authoritative
Robert Reyes
I engineered your mom to be my fucksleeve
Benjamin Rogers
that second post of his was done around a year ago though. I remember reading it before and a lot of what he is saying just doesn't add up. His whole 7 worlds with 3 of them with people like us and with some kind of psychic ability that ayyys are trying ot research is intriguing, but the universe is just too big for there to be only 3 species with this ability.
Levi Stewart
So the summary is that God is real, and so is Manifestation, and humanity is the species that causes existence to exist. Thats why aliens are studying us, and in two weeks new aliens arrive. (Or the elohim return, it was vague)
Juan Turner
What does this mean, schizo? What are the ideas you're trying to communicate, schizo? What are you trying to say, schizo?
Jaxon Garcia
2 LESS WEEKS
Christopher Perry
No it wont
Brayden Robinson
This faggot is mad as fuck. >Noooo you can't have an objective human centric standard of morality that evolved over millions of years along side of humanity, you have to believe in irrelevant trivia like dinosaurs and black holes and accept that you're a soulless "hackable animal".
You're literally just making shit up about me in an effort to defend some shit you yourself have literally just made up without proof what so ever. You are a clown.
