Colbert Report writer on Kavanaugh harassment

What does this mean? Wouldn't the subjects be inverse if you were following the logic of the statement?

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>unfunny kike whines
No one cares. KYS

Does it matter? It is just an unfunny joke that only fags and catladies giggle at.

So he's saying Kavanaugh is the one that wants to end a baby's life? I don't get it

Yeah no suprise that show is unfunny garbage. Shit joke doesnt even make sense
Why does the length of the dinner have anything to do with if he cares dinner gets interrupted
80k likes which is 40k wine aunt old lib women and 40k bots

HAHA HUMAN LIFE LIKE DIN-DIN

MOUSTACHE MAN FUNNEH

This attempt at a joke doesn't even work as a joke. It's just a vehicle for the "begins at reservation" punchline but that's only a punchline if it follows an actual setup.

it's a mildly witty play on words "dinner begins at conception" but the setup is pure nonsense

The only way this kike could make me laugh is to light himself on fire inside my oven.

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This is so not fucking funny for so many reasons.
To me though when I read it I agreed.
Because if you truly are going out for a diner in some fancy restaurant then it begins at the moment of your reservation.
You may be able to eat a diner without it but it won't be this diner and you may reserve and never go but then you won't eat the diner.
So yeah, in short, specific diners do begin at reservation.

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHH

He's got brain clots leave him alone.

The liberal jokes illicit applause, not laughter. They are objectively not funny

It just proves their zealots looking for any excuse to attack who they got told to.

this literally makes no sense. why would someone pro-life be okay with an interruption? these twitter kikes never make any sense

Right, it's just to say "begins at" as the joke thing. But revealing they believe polite manners are irrelevant if opinions aren't the same.

Yeah honestly the begins at reservation part is clever but the rest of it is a total mess.

The way they're treating Kavanaugh is an absolute travesty. Imagine if they dug into Amy Comey-Barrett's college years (or ANY woman's college years for that matter).

More like when you sit down and order then when it shows up you tell them you didn't want that and they throw it out.

Some people are just stupid.

We didn't need more proof of this.
>vacci-NATION.webm

SAVAGE!!! Absolutely BTFO! How will he ever recover?!

Remmeber you can send death threats, you can harass, you actually plot violence against these political figures deemed as enemies and targets because the left says it is okay.

But if you so much as say AOC has a stinky pussy you are getting the swat kick to the door and 50 to 90 years for hate crime.

>guys lets make one of the nine interpreters of the Constitution, the supreme law of the land, hate liberals more
>and post about it on twitter
>we won!

>it doesn’t matter if i kill your toddler because you believe that life starts at conception

>it doesn’t matter if i interrupt your meal because you believe that dinner starts at reservations

get it now? It’s funny

But if life begins at conception that doesn't mean it doesn't exist post-birth?
Still makes no sense

Interrupting dinner should be grounds for self defense utilizing concealed carry. Make it happen!

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Honestly, the punchline is funny. The set up needs some work.

Contrived analogies is the worse kind of humor and only low IQs think is funny
Look guys I compared these two things that have absolutely nothing in common but if you do a bit of mental gymnastics it'll confirm your worldview, aren't I a super smart and funny guy?

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