How do I become a true Murican'?
I want to drive a big pickup truck, wear a cowboy hat, shoots guns, listen to Ted Nugent, watch One America New Network, vote Republican, and eat burgers at Wendy's. I also want to live in Florida, where real Americans live.
How do I become a true Murican'?
Justin Harris
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William Moore
>I also want to live in Florida, where real Americans live.
kek what
Adam Ward
just come over and stay
Christopher Evans
floridians don't wear cowboy hats, unless they live in Ocala
Charles Rogers
First off Florida rednecks are beach and swamp rednecks. You'll be on a boat or raft listening to Cheeseburger in Paradise.
Second, fuck off we're full.
Lincoln Miller
moved here 20 years ago
fully absorbed the culture, used to think SUVs were a waste, didn't own guns.
now have a diesel pick up truck
own all the guns
eat amazing food on the regular
would recommend
Jackson Watson
try texas or kentucky, partner
florida is full of meth heads, look up "florida man"
if you do end up in florida make sure its north florida
Christopher Ramirez
lil bit uh chiggen fried
Hunter Ramirez
Here ya go. Figure it out.
Jayden Bell
if you're nonwhite, fuck off we're full
if you're a true britbong (white), check out the south
> cheap land (though that may be changing)
> beautiful women
> country living
how? idk, start a business?
Jonathan Price
>beautiful women
this is such a lie kek. most the women are obese. If you want hot girls in the south you have to live near a college town. Those girls in athens, GA can't be topped
Cooper Carter
I wish I had a cute gay redneck boyfriend
Carter Gonzalez
>I wish I had a cute gay redneck boyfriend
flag checks out
Matthew Butler
>fuck off we're full
get your own line
Samuel Wilson
Ywnbaa
Nice try, gaijin.
Alexander Turner
We have enough Arabs here, fuck off.
Ryan Adams
you sperg, i didn't say all women here were beautiful... but you can find lots who are.
Ethan Long
Women can't be beautiful, they are all gross hideous walking bleeding front holes.
Men are beautiful.
Sebastian Perez
those are mud sharks
Joseph James
if your priority is women... i would not head to the south. most of them peak in high school and either get fat (see ) or become methheads. which is unfortunate because when they are great they are the best by far
John Collins
yep, there's tons of beautiful women, just gotta filter out the ham planets
Noah Edwards
I am a Brit visiting KS/OK and I see all that shit...it's pretty boring and dumb honestly.
Xavier Taylor
Go and live in the flyover states, there you have real humans. Florida is filled with kikes and old people.
Adrian Rivera
That sounds more like Texas or Montana and you shouldn’t really wear a cowboy hat unless you have a ranch or it’s a country music concert or stampede in my opinion.
Lucas Sullivan
You’re pretty much got it, user
Just don’t forget about the guns - that’s crucial