Small town News stations are the best

CNN never offered to give me a brisket and a biscuit to watch their shitty news. Rural news is the best news. Middle America is something else.

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That looks disgusting

Nobody asked you Muhammad. Go get some donner.

Looks like a bunch of rotting snails and worms with pus leaking out. Fucking americans cannot make a good burger.

It looks just fine.
What are you only used to prepackaged garbage over in Europoor land?
Do you not cook for yourself?
I mean I would use less onion, but it looks fine.

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It's not a burger. It's supposed to be a brisket sandwich, but it still looks unappetizing.

it looks like a heart attack on a plate
i cannot imagine being so gluttonous that filth actually looks appetizing

C'mon man, it's on par with a big platter of bratwurst sauerkraut and potatoes au gratin. You might have a different pallette if you were a working man instead of a blue collar twink soiboi

White collar*
Don't let my mistake detract from the weight of my insult

>faggy europoors burst into tears at the sight of a little grease
This is why you always lose, while I lubricate my veins so my blood moves twice as fast. My doctor says my blood pressure is incredibly high, just bursting at the seams with American power

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Bacon, onions, cheese, brisket, on a biscuit. What about that is unhealthy? Are you one of those freaks that thinks animal fats are bad for you?

>ride a horse by his house
Do Americans really?

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It's smoked brisket with carmelized onions and mustard sauce on a biscuit. Bunch of faggots and yankees in this thread.

It looks like a biscuit with onions ...oh no...
Don't tell me that's fat trimmings .

I bet you chug gallons of jizz and have been boosted 4 times. No one asked you.

That was my first thought. I don’t know how people can eat that shit.

He's not a German, obviously.

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gebaseerd

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You understand it’s impossible to talk shit with our flag right now?

The biscuit actually but who cares, they're delicious