Was I being really weird or its just Germans?

>So I was on plane flight in Germany
>I drank some orange juice and afterwards some water
>The air hostess tells her crew member that he is so weird he just drank orange juice and now he is drinking water and laughs
>She does this while being completely aware that I can listen to what she says

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Germans are literally fucking retards who are scared to eat ice

you probably look like Rowan Atkinson

Are you ok?

I don’t

Kek

What a fucking pleb. Everyone knows you only drink orange juice right after brushing your teeth.

Its a codeword here
> for look at that fucking incel, do you think he will ever have sex? nah of course not hahahahahah
if the others joined in with laughing its over.

>>So I was on plane flight in Germany
>>I drank some orange juice and afterwards some water

THIS ISNT HOW YOU'RE SUPPSOED TO GREEN TEXT.

>be me
>on a flight in germany

or you would just say "So, I was on a plane flight to germany and this happened.." then you would green text. go back to fucking reddit or twitter, wherever u came from.

Honestly one of the better insults I’ve heard here today. Good job man

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>be me
came from fucking reddit in the first place you giant cocksucking retard mutt. Go back to worshipping niggers and stop posting forever.

posting in a wacky thread

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Is Germany that brutal for Incels?

Nah that's just Germans. I once had a coworker that everyone assumed was autistic but then found out she was just German.

>caring what Germoids think
Their opinion is worth that of a 4 year olds. Just sit and drink orange juice and water and pity their inferior existence as they giggle at the funny man drinking orange juice AND WATER!!!??? They are your servants. Get them to fetch you more orange juice and water

pretty much, especially if you're short or bald

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Based

Germans are pretty autistic. But hey, the best looking woman is german so it kinda balances out

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go eat ice kidney boy

>dis nigga drinking orange juice

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Germans doing what they are best at doing. Complain about what a Brit should be doing.

Trust me, this is completely German thing to complain about everything.

You'll get used to it. If it makes you happy I saw a couple of Brit women laugh at me being a complete retard while taking my breakfast at cafeteria.

t. non-German, non-white

>drink acidic drink with sugar
>wash it down with water to get it off your teeth and gums
>that is somehow funny
She is just an autistic retard, don't worry about it.

you always have the option to go back, ahmed

This. Juice and soda are full of sugar. Drinking water after you drink them reduces the risk of cavities. This is why Germans and Brits have bad teeth and everyone hates them.

Chad move

woman will make fun of manlet betas regardless of what they do if you were a chad theyd be like
>woweee he isndrinking water after OJ thats soooooo hot
>ye i wish he raped me in the toilet booth

>you always have the option to go back, ahmed

Try your best Hans.

What has this to do with politics?

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/thread
proof: she's german. it fits. case closed boys

This is not your blog, Anglo.

Then report the thread

i once was hooking up with a german exchange students and while she was riding my dick she suddenly got off it, ran up to my face and squatted (i thought she was going to squirt on my face- i was new to sex but porn addict) ---- and proceeded to take an admittedly perfect looking shit on my chest. i laid there not sure what to do, eyes watering. she asked if i liked it. i said "huh? you had an accident sweetheart... lets grab a towel and ill take a shower". she giggled and said "americans are so prude, everyone in germany is into scat". i kept it up the rest of the year with her and it actually became my fetish (which sucks since no american girl will do that). but is it true, are all germans into it?

He's right you coprophiliac retard, you are literally scared of ice

Dude go fuck yourself. I dont even know you but your seem like pretentious faggot and I would love you rope you from a tree.

Is this true user? I've heard it so many times from different people that even if you're lying I think it's quite common

I doubt it. If they were into scat fetish, they would all over me.

t. pajeet

>be me
>plane flight italy to France
>stewardess is really sexy and flirting with me
>she “drops” something and bends over right next to me, putting her shapely ass right near my face
>I ask her if she wants a foot massage
>n-no thanks
>she stops flirting

Women are the fucking worst. She clearly wanted me so I go for the footplay and then she turns off.

> a fucking foot massage
kek are you an actual diagnosed autist?

it is German

HELLO KIND SIR ALLOW ME INFORM YOU HOW TO MEMEARROW EPIC STYLE

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Are you ok?

In Germany, when you ask for water they give you carbonated water. That's all I ever needed to know.

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fag you should have given her ur number and been like ill explain why if u call me

So?

Yes. We shit on each other constantly.

>>be me
that's so fucking cringe i think i gonna die from laughs go back to reddyt weird faggot

Based and kinda redpilled I think I might post a frog

>OP seen drinking OJ

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Just admit you're scared of ice

she told me it was the norm over there. ive asked a few germans on here and they say its not though, but they could just be hiding the truth after they see how pajeets get treated on here. she had me convinced its normal for german girls to involve scat. her shitting on my chest or balls during sex was hot as hell. i did get grossed out when she tried to rub it around or get a handful and try to jack me off/give me a shitty blowjob because the smell...

stop lying your ass off, you fucking kike

imagine being afraid of ice, you blond nigger

I don't know how to explain this to someone who lives in a country where if you ask for water, you get a disgusting fizzy version because they assume that is what you want.

Women have cute girlfeet and I like them, sue me

don't worry, no-one in europe respects germans, we just pretend to like them to take their money

it's not like anyone's opinion of germans can be lowered at this point, oh look it's time for another nuclear power plant to be shut down during an energy crisis and the next round of sanctions against russian fossil fuels

Noone cares. I assume you are mentally ill

No, it's absolutely true. Should you ever return to germany, be sure to participate in Massenscheißen or Rudelkacken.
It's a lot of fun.