/CTTG/ - Comfy Timeline Tracking General #1

Hello temporal frens! I am deebly gonCERN'd. Haha. Today, I decided to start a skitzhou thread, with the purpose of tracking all temporal anomalies caused by CERN's LHC in particular (starting from the time the turned it on a few days ago now, not from it's very first activation years ago, obviously).

This obviously includes:

>Obvious, suspicious changes int he narrative
>A genuine "feeling off" about the way things are going in the world, including, but not limited to, information revealed in your dreams, the way people behave, memory hole'd events, etc
>Mandela effects
>Sudden, 360 degree turn in political events
>(((They))) are getting nervous
>Strong, increased cases of deja vu
>etc...

Some useful links:

>The Dot
gcpdot.com/
>DO NOT STRONGLY INTERPRET THE DOT!

>CERN Homepage & LHC page (+Wikipoodia)
home.cern/
home.cern/science/accelerators/large-hadron-collider
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CERN
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

>LHC Status Page
op-webtools.web.cern.ch/vistar/vistars.php

>LHC Status TWATTER
twitter.com/lhcstatus2?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

>Idk wtf this is, this is a beta-thread, will improve in future
lhcportal.com/Portal/

You know what, I don't fucking know what else to write, if you don't like it, go take your meds (HRT) and fuck off back to phlebbit like elsa.

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WHAT HAS SHIFTED SINCE LAST ACTIVATION?

>Dutch farmers sperg out
>Some nothingburger monument blown to smithereens
>EU wants women to murder more babies (White genocide)
>Some Ching Chnog got shot
>Some more, very bio-luminescent shootings
>Musk preserving the white race and railing his employees
>Crypto miners being a tumor to society, scams rising
>massive gold deposit discovered in Afrika, and Platinum Asteriod passing Earth
>what else have i missed, I come here half an hour a day and this is my only source of news...

my pc is from 2007 and i have ms paint, so someone pls help with a new template for starters. i need to get this thread more organised too.

I wish that asteroid would smash into the Earth and finish us all off

Have a bump, dutchbro. But this might get moved to /x/ depending on the janny's mood.

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Didn't this cat used to be calico?

>what else have i missed, I come here half an hour a day and this is my only source of news...
de absolute status van schizos

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>Boris resigned
>Oil dropping
>Weather predictions even worse off than a few weeks ago.
>Biden discovered selling our oil to China

That damn time machine changed my medicine! Fuck CERN!!

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another former world leader will die soon.