HOLY SHIT! JAPANESE SECRET SERVICE IS FUCKING RETARDED

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What is this move called?

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Pretend your briefcase is a force shield.

>2022
>in one of the most technologically advanced countries on the planet
>video looks like it was filmed on a flip phone from 2004 with full digital zoom

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Female virgins in their 20s are a thing but they're still quite picky though
I know one myself

that's a tactical bullet proof briefcase, retard

>Female virgins
Ugh too expensive.

They had no one covering his ass, literally.

did he use a black powder gun?

wtf was he using, a flintlock? What sort of modern gun fires like that?

>in one of the most technologically advanced countries on the planet

kek, feel for the meme, south korea dethroned japan for the tech title a long time ago, the only reason why you think this shit hole is tech advance is because of those meme electric toilets that america still yet to be able to replicate cus niggers can't reverse engineer for shit

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Homemade shotgun.

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Homemade black powder shotgun

Imagine thinking this is real lol. The real Abe Shinzo died when he resigned.

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This was an inside job

It's some kind of folded ballistic shield that VIP bodyguards usually carry.
When they made a drone explode at some parade in Venezuela you could see the bodyguards deploying those in a hurry to cover the commie dictator.
This one strugged to deploy it, should be shoulder high tall or something, the bodyguard should put himself between the shooter and the VIP, and deploy that while others disable whatever is the threat.

Wouldn't be surprise if the entire security detail was new people, and the usual people were on some kind of "emergency vacation". Those people fucking suck and I can't imagine anyone relying on them for security, much less an ex prime minister.

>Asians.
No one told them what to do, so...

ah ok, makes sense then. just now really find out about this

Meds

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>Abe tells japanese incels to have sex
>gets shot by an angry japanese incel

LOL

It would be very dishonorabu to react to the PM getting shot, glad the based japs just stood there like catatonic bug people

If that was American secret service that little twink would have been Swiss cheese before he got a chance to get the second round off, and three men would have dove in front and took a bullet for Abe.

just by looking at their formation you can tell this guy's were rent an escort and not trained at all, they are all looking to the exact same direction, the shooter got within 3 fucking feet of zhinso and killiing they guy you were supposed to guard with a fucking flint lock black powder make shift tool should go on your resume for the rest of your life and not be able to get a job at fucking jack in the box.
cleaning port o potties should be your next and last job until you hara-kiri

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