The sir! SIR!!! NPCs

I absolutely despise the Sir! SIR!! fags, thes are the neckbeards usually working in cinemas, supermarket, amusement park etc etc. (has to be a corporation thou) Usually they are merely cashiers who take themselves too seriously, and try to enforce the rules of their beloved corporate entities.
Why do these people give a shit if i brink my own stuff, why do they care so much for the rules, why can't they leave me the fuck alone?
The Sir! SIR!! NPCs are the scum of the earth.

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hey siri, call my dad
>it appears you don't have a father

did you just write an essay to support yournon-OC ifunny meme?

They are IRL jannies.

Just try not being an approachable weenie. I'm ripped, handsome and look pissed off all the time, so literally nobody bothers me ever. None of these "sir, sir!" guys even exist in my world, but I've seen it happen to lesser men. Sucks to be you faggot.

its even worse when its a chick. they cant even assert themselves properly but rely on passive aggression. i was taking a pic of a funny sign and this annoying uppity chick comes in trying to swing her authority "You know you're not RREEEAALLLY allowed to take pho--" I took my pic, put the phone, and carried on without ever making eye contact with the harpy. it feeds them. they grow emboldened from attention. refuse to engage the demon.

in uk nothing is allowed without a proper loicense

>it was a private shopping centre that requires photograph passes
can't keep fucking losing like this. bloody cunt.

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I find it curious how quickly people get upset when I shoplift from their homes,they pull guns
Yet don't think the Walton family should shoot them

They're just trying to keep their boss from bitching at them. They need the job to keep a roof over their heads. You really think they want to be there starting a potentially deadly confrontation over $20? Fuck no. They're your fellow enslaved goyim, and instead of fighting the Jewish slavemaster, you're just falling for the divide and conquer trick. The wagie is not your enemy.

i thought you 'people' were banned from the internet

One tried it on with me who thought I'd stolen something and followed me half way down the street to haul me back. Went with him then made a scene in front of the other staff, calling him a fucking jobsworth. He disappeared after that lol

So are you saying YOU would risk a fight with a potentially crazy/armed person over something that doesn't directly affect you?

And that's exactly why Wally World employees are instructed not to do that.

Can I see your receipt?

u sound like an npc

>take themselves too seriously, and try to enforce the rules of their beloved corporate entities.
Because they've put themselves, through incompetence, in a situation where those jobs are the best they can currently get. And whenever something goes wrong, the security team will try to find any possible excuse to make an example out of these lowly wageslaves as a warning to the rest.
"That guy stole $11 worth of milk from ME, and YOU didn't do anything to stop it". The lowly wageslave gets fired, the company makes sure to let everyone else know this is what happens to employees who don't try to protect their merchandise or uphold their rules so the next person in the wageslaves positions will try harder

People who think they are better than everyone else and are above basic shit like, "don't cut in line, " or "pay for shit " are niggers, and should be treated as such. I won't call them sir, I'll call them fucking retards/faggots.

Did this to someone (an adult) who cut in front of my son waiting his turn in line (4 years old) for a ride. Dude started mouthing off and tried getting in my face. Simply informed him, "I'm willing to publicly get my ass beat to prove a point. Are you?" Dude cursed under his breath and walked off. Stop being fucking beta cucks and letting niggers ruin society.

Move to America. You have the freedom to steal up to $1000 worth of goods from any store

>they're just your fellow enslaved goyim, please be nice to them!
Fuck no. Anyone that willingly serves the system in such a pathetic manner (being a whiny wagie in the hopes their boss will pat them on the back) deserves nothing but scorn.

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Because the guy who sits in the office tells them to enforce these rules or they get fired. Stop being a retard.

based nigger police

>you don't get it, it's their JOB to be an annoying piece of shit
yes, that's the problem

Wrong. is the only thing Walmart employees are legally allowed to do. If someone stops you from exiting the building and tells you to come with them, it means they already have enough proof to press charges against you.

The problem is their lack of the concept of honor.
If you end up having to beat their ass, they'll just go away, call every cousin and "brotha" that are nearby, show up in a pack and shoot you dead

>working at Walmart while going to college
>hardass manager catches Tyrone trying to shoplift CDs
>chases Tyrone out of door
>I'm standing at door area on break
>see Tyrone running
>manager catches him right outside of building
>Tyrone summons strength of 10,000 crackheads and literally picks up manager and body slams him
>can't stop myself from busting out laughing
>manager pissed
>tries to subtly punish me at work after that
>remind him I'm bigger and stronger than the crackhead who slammed him like he was a randomly
>he absolutely seethes every time he sees me
>he eventually moves because I get everyone in the store to tease him constantly

>shirt
"David, I'm gonna need to talk to you over here for a minute. Yeah, so I see you've only got 17 pieces of flair. Now, 17 is the *minimum*..."

I only use sir for men i respect and they pick up on it especially at work

Sir. Sir! Hey sir, do you have a mask? SIR!? CAN I GIVE YOU A MASK?!

The secret is to keep walking and ignore them like they dont exist. It crushes their soul.

There's a plaque that was made at my local shart-mart commemorating a Javier Lopez, an employee who ran after a customer who stole a small item and was stabbed to death in the parking lot. Imagine bleeding to death in a shart mart parking lot LMFAO.

someone else right now is having to clean up your garbage code, you shit covered subhuman. go back to your feces covered shit hole you call home.

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Yep, that's the best way to handle it. Or fart, of you're holding a fart in, out of courtesy, and some staff comes to be annoying, just fart all over them.

>work for warranty company
>tell the customers the rules, then ask them for info
>if they lie idgaf, no skin off my nose, good on them fucking over a multi billion £ company

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You're a niggerbrain OP.

The faggots still wear masks to this day, alone in their car even. When whites do it, it's to make a political statement (leftoids) when mexicans or blacks do it, it's out of low iq.

I remember when I was Inbetween jobs doing the Estonian equivalent of UberEats I had one of these SIR wagies fuck with me. Guy got mad that instead of putting the pizza into the bag in the store I walked out and wanted to do it in front of the store. Guy started prattling about one rules nonsense like I give a fuck, faggot.