DO NOT PUBLISH

DO NOT PUBLISH

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>Business Ins*der

What did they mean by this?

Yeah they've probably known for a few hours.

DO NOT REDEEM

They write these things way before hand, they just forgot to edit the title. I'm a web developer and a lot of our clients have site themes ready for when the queen dies. It's not that we have insider information, it's just efficacy.

This

Wow thanks for the insight detective web developer, we couldn't glean this on our own, immediately, at first glance, not until the hooves of your steed struck the ground and carried your armored knighthood to the scene of the mystery.

SIR NOOooo

Oh wow we have an agree'er here to help assist in the credibility of the detective's hard-dug conclusions into the opaque night of the "DO NOT PUBLISH" befuddlement and confusararity

SIRS

It's okay bro he had an assistant he told all of his ideas/policies to before he died so you can keep voting/subscribing to Young Animal

QUICK. GOOGLE HOW TO UNPUBLISH. MAYBE NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE HAVE SEEN IT YET.

bro i'm agreeing with you so hard right now
frfr no cap on a stack ong

spinning retarded conspiracies is how you generate clicks in current year

>Make a story in advance in case a politician who was just shot doesn't make it through
>Forget to remove the DO NOT PUBLISH tag in the rush to be first to report
Truly, the work of illuminati jews.

>Never use a long word where a short one will do. If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.

>we couldn't glean this on our own, immediately, at first glance
kek

He is gonna wake up in another world and he is gonna make sure that every women over there is bred. Produce it.

It’s a secret you can’t tel anyone

he loved to live.
he died doing that which he most hated:
dying

It's common for news organizations to have articles like this ready to go. I think sometimes they even get the info from the government

That’s what they do.
Reminds me of the ’’Madame President’’ headlines that were already printed.

No shit.

His name was Shinzo Abe

DO NOT INSIDER INFORMATION

SIR SIR SIRRR DO NOT PUBLISH

DO NOT REDEEM SIR PLEASE DO NOT -ACK

no shit sherlock

Business Insider here. It was me. You have two weeks. Make of this what you will.

The red dragon [ejaculates] hot CUM
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His name was Schizo Ape

el woopso mondo

They write a story for both outcomes so when the story actually hits they can update a few details and hit publish. It's a method to help competing media companies try to get the story out first. Just like for elections a story is written ahead of time for each candidate to win. The loser just gets trashed.