Recently discovered tablet confirms the ressurection happened

I wonder if Jesus had a twin and they just ended up trolling everyone?

We don't deserve it

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Jesus saves you money on car insurance

>things are gunna get shitty
>bad people will say and do bad stuff
>you will feel bad and anxious
Very compelling stuff christcuck

Come near to God and he will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.

*SWEATS PROFUSELY IN HEBREW*

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TUONGU LU KIM, HAN CHINESE RADICAL EXTREMIST CONFIRMED SHOOTER!! CHINESE MEDIA IS COVERING IT UP!! SPREAD THE WORD!!!!!!!

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its gunna habben huh.

t. never read revelations

Are you ready to lose everything you have to gain everything you need?

GOD IS AN IMPOSTOR DEAMON, WAKE UP
GOD IS AN IMPOSTOR DEAMON, WAKE UP
youtube.com/watch?v=UfKyKM8RXrE
youtube.com/watch?v=UfKyKM8RXrE

what the fuck does it say?

since 2017

>literally gives a way into heaven
>God isn't helping us enough!!!
NGMI

>revelations
it’s called revelation. one revelation, the apocalypse of john. maybe you never read it cause you don’t even know the title

This is now canonized Any Forums
> Here's the people God does not want coming into his churches: People with blemishes, blind people, the lame, those with flat noses, dwarves, people with scurvy, people with bad eyes, people with bad skin, and those that "hath their stones broken."
> Abraham tricked his unsuspecting son up a mountain onto a sacrificial altar and prepared to murder him. This story actually has a happy ending, in that right before Abraham drove a knife into his son's throat, God yelled "Psyche!" and told him it was only a test. And then Abraham received some blessings after that for being willing to kill his own child at God's whim. And all it took was the dread of being forced to kill his own child on behalf of his angry deity and, presumably, a shit-ton of awkward family dinners for the rest of his life. Abraham got off better than Jephthah, who had to follow through with murdering his daughter (burning her alive, specifically) in order to get on God's good side before battling the Ammonites. (Genesis 22:1-12)
> Moses summoned the three tribal elders who had made the complaint to a Monday morning staff meeting, but two of them didn't come. Neither Moses nor God cared for that, and God opened up the grounds beneath their people's tents, killing both tribes (God also set fire to 250 Israelite princes who'd made the same complaint). Having been well admonished that Moses was putting himself above the rest of the people with God's permission, a number of surviving Israelites were kind of pissed that Moses and God had killed so many of their fellow people to prove a point. God responded by killing another 14,700 of them with a plague. The complaints stopped.

kys tranny

Yes it was actually Jesus’ brother who died in his place and Jesus fled to Japan where he later died. You can visit the burial site to this day.

Fake and gay
Why chistcucks need proof for their faith?

>..you double-minded

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We're being tested and those who side with evil now are being marked by the lord.

seems like a pretty accurate description