He's not gonna make it bros

He's not gonna make it bros.

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was it yakuza?

GIVE HIM YOUR ENERGY

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He’s dead. RIP.
not a joke.

it has been a decade
this retarded fat boomer is still larping as tyler

he is ex PM , left office a few years back but held the position for quite a long time and has been pretty important figure in japanese post war politics

>shotgun
>to the chest
literally got his lungs and the connecting rods squished out he's done.... rip king of nippon

>not a joke.

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What the fuck? I mean Japan does have a history of politicians getting killed, but what armed group is there in 2022 Japan that would assassinate an ex-PM with a shotgun?

Commies

>with a shotgun
it's pretty gruesome. Current times are dark indeed

I speculate it could be Aum Shinrikyo, a very large cult responsible for the deadliest terror attack in japan about 20 years ago. They "disbanded" but are very much still around, and their leader was executed by Japan a few years ago.

They are fanatical and known for revenge attacks

total guess, but if not aum shinkrikyo then probably just some lone gunmen

Who must go?

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inb4 jannies delet

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you are a retard who gets all his info about japan from storytime youtube channels

He flooded Japan with foreigners

high testosterone JOMON BVLLS cannot be pacified

BASED

Why couldn't have been Biden......in Minecraft

bros... how are japs supposed to have kids now

>nooooooo you cant just suspect the notoriously violent group that has a crystal clear motive for the attack!!!!!!!!
nice try

Yo what the fuck

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nice first world you got there nips

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

The assassin will be of Chinese origin

they are a meme and havent existed for decades

>normally apolitical japanese artist you follow on twitter starts ranting about how abe deserved it

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Holy based

I though nipland was first world

>armed group
Maybe he acted alone

When was the last time a politician in the first world had an assassination attempt put on them?

The shooter is 山上徹也 Tatsuya Yamakami from nara

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There's been several foiled ones in the US in the past few years

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He did though.

Hopefully the next one is successful

Why did he do it?

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moments before disaster

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price of cheese gyudon went up

Redpill me? What did he do to deserve possibly getting JFK'd 2.0?

ah ok, so it's YOU who get your information from youtube

Lmao he looks like a chud.

darker than ecuadorians?

looks like a regular japanese guy

From a grassy Knoll perhaps?

a head of state? a long ass time. US rep gabby giffords was shot in the head a decade ago. plus there was that guy who shot up a congressional baseball game in 2017

bolsonaro was stabbed in 2018 but that's not really the first world

A lone wolf maybe?

Give it to me straight anons. Do you think he'll make it?

No.

He’s either already dead or making it. Likely dead, but I’m hearing both stories.

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yes

guy just wanted the japanese to have some damn kids

So what are the anti-Abe arguments?

We've had two in the uk in the last decade. One was shot by a rightwing incel and the other was stabbed to death by a somalian.

He was quite pro-immigration and wanted to bring asians (koreans, flips, etc) into Nihon.

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Holy fucking based.

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as an american its shocking for me to see anyone get shot. he wasn't even in elementary school.

That's not Abe.

"cardio-respiratory arrest" = already dead

i'll do you one better
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Where’s the uncensored video?

It's his party.

twitter.com/admiral747/status/1545255324940222464

kek

Shinzou [心臓] Abe
Lmao

>shotgun blast to the left chest from behind
Nothing short of a miracle is going to save him.

I’m surprised nobody immediately started running and screaming after the first shot

is that a cannon

there are half a thousand mp's no one cares unless it happens to the top dog

Korea will pay.

>the fucking guy is wearing a mask on his outing to shoot an ex-PM
japs i swear to god

You think Japanese know what a gunshot sounds like?

it's probably an improvised pipe gun with shotgun shells loaded into it

sorry for being an absolute retard, but is the heart in the left or right chest?

depends on the person

guess what other Japanese extremist organization was caught building their own firearms...?

>wearing ugly cargo pants when committing a nationalist act of terrorism

you're not serious, right?

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Why did he get attacked by chuds? Was he not nationalist enough for them?

grim.........

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With what? Weeth Won?

why didn't they just have sex?

Sex

>hurrr masks are only for LE FAKERONA VIRUS

there's only one party in japan you retard

>flips
we know how to adjust to countries cultures
>koreans
nop

>Japanese gun homicide rate: 0.01 deaths per 100,000 people
>get shot anyway

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he wanted them to have sex

Yes and that was person was a member of his government you retarded leftcuck. There is more than one party btw.

right

>be a politician named Abe
>get shot
he never had a chance

Shooter has been identified as Kim Chud, Korean incel and nationalist

They made their gun homicide counts that's for sure.

based
normalize shoot politicians in public speech

>Teddy Roosevelt gets shot during a speech
>Keeps going
>Shinzo Abe gets shot during a speech
>Possibly dead

Another W for America

>Boris gone
>Abe shot
Good day Assadbros
youtube.com/watch?v=Fk0yvj0R5hg

Boris could have saved him

Teddy was a fat sack of shit, he probably bled chocolate sauce and just ate a chocolate bar to replenish.

Do people actually read zerohedge for news?

KEK, it never gets old

Can ANYBODY stop him?

>Despotic dictator for life outlasts democratically elected 4-year period rulers

mommy look i made a big thingk

Cargo pants are based

left. when doing the pledge of allegiance the right arm goes on the left side if your chest.

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stay mad

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Don't remember CIA armed thugs trying to kill any of those democratic rulers

Guys. I'm not superstitious but, everything's gonna be alright, right...?

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It's obviously in the middle, it just leans a bit to the side. It's also located much lower than people think.

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Lmao

>mommy look i made a big thingk

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NOOOOOO

The absolute of japan, not even in Brazil that stuff happens

>not even in Brazil that stuff happens
You sure? Brazil seems like the kind of country where stuff like this happens a lot.

It doesn't, we never killed a president or an ex president and that already make us safer than the USA

You see, Japanese are highly logical people. When their chuds aren't satisfied with the government, they shot the politicians instead of schools.

SHINZO ABE BLOWN AWAY WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAYYYYYYY
WE DIDNT START THE FIRE

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>Doktor, turn off my pain inhibitors.
our (soon to be) president got stabbed in public just 4 years, what the hell are you talking about

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Got a chuckle from me

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Swedejew

>roof korea 92
>chud korea 22
When will they get Xi then?

If it truly was politically motivated it might've been inspired by Abe's pro-remilitarization agenda. Considering Abe was still influential in Japanese politics, it's conceivable that a particularly unhinged radical national-pacifist might make an attempt on his life to derail his perceived attempts to remilitarize Japan. Kind of ironic if you disregard the "ends justify means" deal.

>live in Japan
>get shot

>those fucking booms
holy shit I'm surprised it didn't tear him in half

>a particularly unhinged radical national-pacifist might make an attempt on his life to derail his perceived attempts to remilitarize
clown world has reached japan

you need to start killing former presidents to keep up children just aren't going to cut it

guns, let alone shotguns, are so much louder than people expect
years of equalized iPhone and gopro footage has really done a number on public perception
that shit BANGS

so what happens from this?

Fuck him, he kept hunting whales legal and even illegally went into other nations' waters to hunt their whales to extinction.

Whales doesn't even taste good. The japanese truly are no better than the dog/bat/snake-eating chinamen.

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Hold your tongue swede, lest the curse of Assad take hold and your next bite of surströmming be your last.

Damn. He personally killed all those whales? Fucked up if true

If he dies (which he probably is but they won't announce it until every revival procedure is exhausted), Japan shuts down for a couple weeks. All politicians will be guarded by heavily armed security when out in public.

He's a staunch pro-whaler, he is 100% personally responsible for Japan's whaling.

Nice security. I guess a real gun being shot is too unimaginable for the average Japanese, its almost as if they can't believe what they are seeing.
i.imgur.com/9qX6xJx.mp4

so, anything about the shooter?

Radical pacifist lol

Good riddance to him then

Hopefully its the zainichi korean, hopefully its the member of anti rearmament of japanese army

41(?) year old former maritime defense

dubs and he lives+impregnates op

They took him alive without resisting so we'll get information out of him soon enough. Even japanese crazed gunmen are polite and don't want to make a scene.

I know it sounds ironic on the surface but I can understand the train of logic if the guy thought killing Abe would ultimately prevent Japan from remilitarizing and theoretically save lives.

山上徹也 Tatsuya Yamakami from Nara
Look up his Japanese name for updates.

Wtf is that security guy doing

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山上徹也 Tatsuya Yamakami
former member of the Maritime Self-Defence Forces
Quit in 2003
political orientation still unknown

this time,we won't fail

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holy based

It worked the first time. Japan really, really, really likes being occupied by mutts.

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Kek nevermind that was just a cameramen trying to film the gunman being held. The security guard is trying to block the camera.

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>August 7th, 2022
Hmmmmm

:))))

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Wouldn't that make Abe a martyr though?

>screenshotting random irrelevant twitter posts
Kill yourself faggot

Is that image a shitpost? It was a pro-communist politician being assassinated by a far-right ultranationalist.

Japan's sex drive just died

>I speculate it could be Aum Shinrikyo
You are dumb they have literally not existed in like over thirty years

>It was a pro-communist politician being assassinated by a far-right ultranationalist.
He wanted to re-militarize, the "ultra-nationalist" did not. He was a pacifist. That's the joke. They are buck broken.

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JMSDF? Why would he kill Abe then? Wouldn't it make more sense for him to be more politically aligned with Abe?

:|

t. Aum Shinrikyo

did he even have any kind of pull in Japanese politics anymore? Iirc he stepped down due to health concerns

Not sure if that martyrdom would actually make remilitarization any more palatable to the Japanese public. A large segment of Japan considers national pacifism a distinct part of the modern Japanese identity. I'm not an expert on Japanese politics or society by any means, but if that were the motivation to assassinate Abe, I'd be skeptical it would galvanize mainstream Japan into going "Remilitarize! Do it for Shinzo!"

it will just be some random schizo with a barely comprehensible motive to us normoids

Shinzo Abe plagiarized his light novel series

Lul

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Yeah he did

Do mutts really

67 is very young, basically a teenager by Japanese standards. He’s gonna make it through.

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He got shot twice in the chest from a close distance, I doubt he's gonna survive.

they refuse to have sex and even the suggestion they touch 3DPD turns these vegetarians murderous

The faggot who said that "history ended" after Cold War must be feeling really fucking stupid right now.

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>getting baited by a literal mutt sarcasm
I'm glad we're shedding brainless retards to dumb countries who are willing to accept them.

Francis Fukuyama? yeah.

You are completely wrong and an idiot like that other poster who thinks they're just a funny weeb meme

youtu.be/HOSc1nNvZ4M

Did he use a fucking canon?

why do we like Abe again?

Homemade shotgun

That's way less serious than shooting the guy

le heckin BASED right wing nationalist and best pals with EXTRA-BASED Le_Donald :^D

Ywnbaw

And I thank God every day for that.

The LDP is 100% globohomo. Abe really pushed for that when he was PM.

Looks like it was shot on a phone camera. Possibly a Sony

The other american is right, he's a piece of shit whose only support came from rural japanese still stuck in the imperial japan mindset. If they could vote for emperor Hirohito they would.

home-made blunderbuss I think, according to /k/

>Abe gets a sticky on Any Forums but not Boris

Apparently the reason is out. The shooter was "unsatisfied" with Abe administration. This mean that he thought Abe was too moderate. Basically confirms him as a far right.

So basically it's like some Any Forumstard attacking Trump bc Trump liked Jews or something
Holy retard

Also isn't the communist party the second most powerful? If LDP falls then JCP takes over.

Might as well shoot Kishida, why would he do that to some ex-politician?

commies is not a thing in first world

but Abe left administration years ago, why now?

Source?

Japan has a parliamentary-ish system so the PM doesn't do much except run the government. Also Abe isn't running shit anymore. Sounds like a chud finally snapped and took out his resentment on a former idol.

So pedictable.

NHK 7 muinutes ago. I have no reason to lie. It should be translated soon

oh no Any Forumsros what will happen to the new mario game now that nintendo man is dead??

>Also isn't the communist party the second most powerful?
>communist party
What they have are at best social democrats, all revisionist tards.

Wow they should really ban guns over there.

Guns are banned in your cunt. You don't live in the US

Why is it always the fucking cringe chuds!!! I'm bit right wing but cant stand those fuckers, always ruining thing, RIP Abe-sama you had walked the walk T.T

Homemade gun plus guns are easy to make especially the blackpowder one used here.

Supposedly he is the kingmaker.

>not having a chocolate shield around your body
ngmi

ABE YOU MUST COMPLETE YOUR MISSION AND REPOPULATE JAPAN, YOU CAN'T DIE NOW!!!

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Some SA user claimed that being a lardass was called "urban bodyarmor".

Shit, a gaybar was shot up in Norway too recently. This alt-right epidemic can't blow over quick enugh.

The shooter fucked up. Without Abe the party will probably be controlled by people like Kono Taro.

Dubs and Abe will survive

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Faked his death, uploaded his conscious ezpz.

holy shit bro you have to be 18 to poast

Breh hes dead

He got shidded on by a blunderbuss

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Japanese Communist Party is the most powerful communist party outside communist countries

today that's an irrelevant bunch of jap boomers with a lot of tattoos

It was the chinese