I’m a tall handsome white guy with a good tech job...

“No hymen no diamond.”

Sexual immortality hurts women

This is a good idea

Trans women deserve abortion rights

"I love eating white pussy"

Fuck jannies

Recognized

but kek clearly wills this holy 4s

Vans were the last bastion of good I can’t be so upfront give me something good

"Save the Sluts!"

not a bad idea, i wonder what they'll think, it'll be written on their faces for you to read if you're not autistic.

proper garden tools upset

Women belong in the kitchen

Slava Pussy!

Only white girls are hot

this

Vans are the shoe of choice for the young white man in casual clothing

Who's Cumming home with me?

This sounds actually funnny

Oh dayum

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I thought that was a picture of me I took for a sec. Spooky

quad fours. nice

Life begins at consent.

Respect my feminine penis

I have worn Vans my entire life, save for the occasional formal shoes for such events.

Hey vans are the best sneakers there are. You can only make fun of cans wearers if they don’t have a good pair of boots

I'm 6'6" and also in tech. I'd love to join. A group of 6'+ showing up may have them questioning their dating prospects.

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Just a big "N"

You're going to get beaten up because you're a male living a fake modern life. Probably a literal woman is going to kick your ass.

"You know what I'm here for"

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I’m running out of ideas. I tried to do something with uterus but pulled a blank.

I like this.

Checked. This is the only answer.

Naggies Tongue My Anus

Lol underrated

Going to get the poster board now bros you guys gave me good ideas I’ll keep you updated

Make me a Sammich!

MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Wow i forgot what 2010 was like

Def Leppard sucks!

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Nice

Captcha
Rpkj00

lmao they are one of the shittest shoes for any form of foot support over any time frame. Enjoy.

All women are the Supreme Court.

White Women Must Be Stopped

Ya gotta do it user.

Can't argue with the digits, post a pic of the sign when you make it

Holy fuxj

Fuck I have to

based, checked, and correct

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Vans are durable, stylish, don't look gay, and are associated with the implicitly white emo and scene subcultures.

I'm 6'1'' and also in tech and my office is like 3/4 roasties begging to be dicked down and 1/4 onions

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Expect to go missing. Expect to be raped until death.

“Woman is the nigger of the world” - John Lennon

expect to be shot in public, and given no last words

OP here I ordered the Lyft

"Islam is right about women."

WITNESSED

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"give free hrt to soi men"

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Never assume my gender.

"I WOULDN'T ALLOW MY WIFE TO ATTEND. I'M HERE ON HER BEHALF. SHE'S MAKING DINNER AND WATCHING THE CHILDREN"

Working women are trannies

"A real woman would never abort our child."
Try that one...

I love dogs.

stream it

"You all look like menstruating humans"

Bro
You are living the life

Unironically the shoe of retarfs

Minorities deserve abortion

I sit for a living and I wear different shoes appropriate for the activity (such as athletic or formal).

Vans are adequate for casual (less than a few miles per day) walking and standing. If you find them painful, add an insole.

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Tall with size 11 feet...
Fat chance

GOD HATES JAZZ
>do it

Truth

sharpie in the pooper

Has a tremendous amount of potential. Will be keeping an eye out bro. Give em hell.

kek kinda wanna vote for this one

kek